I just watched an umpire make THE WORST CALL I have ever seen in my life. Armando Galarraga had a perfect game. A PERFECT GAME. He hit the bag for the last out three feet ahead of the runner, and the umpire called it safe ( Read more... )

Seriously?

Kendry Morales hit a game winning grand slam, and then fractured his leg jumping on home plate to celebrate. He's having surgery tomorrow, and he'll be on the 15-day DL. If he's only out for 15 days, I'll be amazed ( Read more... )

I'm watching baseball, and there is a fan sitting in the sun in the outfield, and he's not wearing a shirt. His shorts are white, and it totally looks like he's sitting out there in a ballcap and underwear.

There is nobody sitting around him. Maybe he is in his underwear...

My baseball team is freaking painful to watch, man.

Hockey players are not like other athletes.

Chicago defenceman Duncan Keith was hit in the mouth with a puck early during today's game (which led to a goal, to add insult to injury), and lost seven teeth. He returned to the game after several minutes.

SEVEN TEETH!

They're crazy, man...

How the hell could the Saints' kicker miss that?! That fantastic play, they pulled within one point, and the kicker missed the extra point. WTF?! It wasn't like it was a 60 yard field goal -- it was a freaking extra point! Even the commentators are saying the kicker better not get back on that bus to go home; he better slink off somewhere and hide ( Read more... )

Okay, so this is apparently the only time I get to use my new icon, since the Angels refused to offer arbitration to my favorite player. Despite the fact that he finished second on the team last season in RBIs and games played -- a big deal in a season when everyone was hurt, not to mention his rally-starting three run homer in game six of the 2002 ( Read more... )

Okay, I don't understand this. Yes, bench-clearing brawls are a part of baseball. And maybe the stadium employee shouldn't have been cheering for the Red Sox in the Yankee bullpen. But he was attacked by two players! He has cleat marks on his body! And it's somehow the fault of the Red Sox? I quote...

"A security incident like this would never be ( Read more... )

That is the sound of my head hitting the desk. What is *wrong* with my Angels?! They do so great one night -- four homeruns last night! And now... it's 8-0, Mets in the top of the 9th. Sigh.