Hmm... Just realized that absentmindedly singing along to Christian Kane's "Making Circles" at work is not a good idea, especially when your boss walks by just as the f-bomb in the chorus drops...

Good thing it was just my immediate supervisor, who is cool about such things, rather than the VP, who is not.

Wow ( Read more... )

I think my dad's trying to off me ( Read more... )

I'm so behind, I'm supposed to write like 4,000 words today to catch up. I've hardly been online at all in the last few days -- I signed onto Yahoo Messenger just for a few minutes last night and it told me I had 170 new messages. Meep ( Read more... )

The other yard guys are calling Lester "Precious" because they say he looks like Gollum.

Consider the fact that Lester is the young, scrawny one, and the others are older and big and burly, and we've got kind of a prison yard vibe going on...

CORY: There's two things you should never talk about: social issues, politics, and religion.

ME: ...that's three.

CORY: Oh. Yeah.

"Me and Strawberry Shortcake, we don't get along well. I always knock her over and break her head off."

-- my supervisor, in regards to a figurine on the office manager's desk.

Site's back up, yay!

Today is my dad's birthday. My mother smilingly informed him last night that starting today, he'd be able to eat off the senior menu in many restaurants. He was Not Amused. We were. *g ( Read more... )

There are scientific breakthroughs that revolutionize the world, that make it a safer, healthier place. And then there's this.

I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. (Don't hurt me. I had to.)

OMG, that was like something out of the Keystone Kops. Yesterday the fluorescent tubes in the light in here went out, so I dragged my lamp down from my room and waited until my parents got home from the lake today so I could ask my dad to fix it ( Read more... )