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Hangover days in the suburbs slip meaninglessly through your fingers, housing plan ennui. The means are there, the car has a full tank of gas and I know I could get a job and a life anywhere, but I just put on a movie, run some laundry and fail to talk myself into working out. Coffee-breathed, unshaven, the images fly through my head and are ( Read more... ) -
it's been almost ten years
The guy from fallout boy has a personal stylist. The label pays a guy whose only job is this dude's hair. All day, every day, one guy's hair. Let me tell you a little story. My cousin Brian, our friend Lou and my own self, we all got into Lou's dad's van one day, and we drove a few hours out to Charleroi, PA. We stood outside a fire hall, waiting ( Read more... ) -
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I bought NiGHTS: Journey to Dreams today for $8 at Best Buy. You must understand, I used to own a SEGA Saturn. I played the demo for NiGHTS (which I will capitalize incorrectly for the rest of this article) over and over again. Then SEGA sent me the Christmas Disc. I literally wore it out. The heat from the Saturn was enough to, after many ( Read more... ) -
RFC: Dawkins, Baldness and the Selfish Gene
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for mrs. mcgenius
"Susan sat at her desk. There is something calming about an empty classroom; some would say the best part is that there are no children in it. In particular, no Jason.The class had built a full-sized model horse out of cardboard boxes. The children had learned about horses, and Susan had learned about Jason's remarkably accurate observational ( Read more... ) -
it's interesting to note that:
Tonight's headline: "Michael Phelps caught smoking pot. Kellogs (sponsor): 'He is an awful drug addict and a terrible role model to our young people.'"
Headlines from a few months back: "Convicted drunk driver Phelps wins gold medal, earns coveted spot on Wheaties box, may be True White Jesus."
Don't smoke pot. You'll never amount to anything. -
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Citizen's bank just sent me an offer for a pre-approved, no maintenance fee Visa credit card. The english word 'credit' comes from the same latin root as the spanish 'creer' ('cray-air', to believe), and the english word 'creed'. To extend credit to someone is, quite literally, to believe in them. Citizen's bank believes in me. Citizen's bank has ( Read more... ) -
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All life, all intelligence, exists as a brilliant, pandemonial 'fuck you' contradicting the infinite entropy of empty space. The beauty of humanity is that we look longer and farther into the empty sky, know better than anyone else how distant forever is, and still shout harder and louder than any other living beings. -
lj berry haiku
God in heaven. Blackberry posts to el jay. Updates soon from bed. -
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Dear Democrats ( Read more... )