mydressishung

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i appear to be singlehandedly keeping coke zero in business. i think that's nice, don't you ( Read more... )

i am so hot for justin timberlake. it's like i woke up one morning and suddenly realized that i knew all the words to "rock your body". can we still be friends?

dear stumbleupon,

thank you for hooking me up with a website that streams the venture brothers and clone high (and so so so much more!), but i have an exam in ten hours.

no love,
dani

hey remember that time we decided to drink every time george lucas shot himself in the foot? yeah, me either ( Read more... )

man oh man. red wine and bread and jesus camp? what did i do to deserve you? (and you, natch.)

( oh, how hilariously inappropriate. )

since i've been home i've ( Read more... )

once upon a time i thought wanted an older brother, but what i really wanted was somebody to make fun of me but love me at the same time. so i guess i should just get a boyfriend. imagine how perfect my life would be. because it would ( Read more... )