[FANFICTION] Pet Owner’s Guide to Raise a Dog (4/50)
Title: Pet Owner’s Guide to Raise a Dog
Author:
baka_tenshi
Fandom: YuuGiOh
Characters: Seto Kaiba and Jounouchi Katsuya
Prompt: #36 - Sick
Word Count: 458
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Table prompts. Some tips on how to raise the perfect puppy into a well-behaved adult.
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo, and possible some OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything sadly. Just borrowing for my amusement.
Author's Notes: Oh finally number four! I enjoyed writing this one because of snarky!Kaiba instead of the mushy one I've been in the mood for lately. In any case, please review if you enjoyed it!
Pet Owner’s Guide to Raise a Dog
By LilyChan
Chapter Four
Sick
He was sick of it all. Seto didn’t want to fall in love with the blond. That was the last thing he ever wanted to do. In fact, he didn’t see the appeal in the blond anyway.
If he could list all the things he disliked about the blond, there wouldn’t be enough paper in the world to list them.
“Kaiba, if you wanted to jump my bones, wait till we’re not in such a public place!” he joked as he smiled his cheeky smirk.
Seto glared at him. Correction, there wouldn’t be enough paper in the universe to list them all.
“Why would I want someone like you when I can get someone much better?” Seto asked, mostly in seriousness. He hoped someone like him wouldn’t read between the lines.
The blond placed his hands on his hips and thrusted his chest outwards as he were some prize. “It’s because I’m irresistible. That’s why. You can’t resist my good looks, my admirable strategy in Duel Monsters, and the fact that I can beat up as many punks as you need me to!”
Seto rolled his eyes. “That’s not why someone would like you, idiot. By using your logic, assuming I can lower myself to your standards without causing permanent damage, I have this uncontrollable urge to jump onto you, admire your lack of strategy in Duel Monsters when clearly I’m better then you’ll ever be; and if I needed some grunt work done, I can turn to you. That’s real prince-like of you, mutt.”
As expected, the blond got angry. “Oh yeah? Why would you like someone like me then, Kaiba? Since you like to point out my flaws so much, why do you like me?”
He almost froze but he had a rebuttal. “I don’t like you. You’re merely here for my amusement and to pass the time until it’s time for me to resume my life. All you are is a distraction. Hate to break it to you, but I have my own ideal of a partner.”
Instead of getting an angry expression and more banter, the blond smiled. “Well, Kaiba, if you said you like me, you should’ve just said so.”
“W-what? I don’t like you, you stupid mutt! I just said I didn’t!” The blond went closer to him; Seto could smell the cheap soap off of him. He cringed. “Get away from me. We talked about boundaries. Don’t make me talk about them again!”
Jou laughed and placed his lips on his cheek. The most Seto could do was push him away and gave him a look disgust while feverishly trying to hide his blush.
Seto was so sick of that stupid mutt and his wily ways of reading between the lines.
Chapter Three - Chapter Five
Author:
baka_tenshi
Fandom: YuuGiOh
Characters: Seto Kaiba and Jounouchi Katsuya
Prompt: #36 - Sick
Word Count: 458
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Table prompts. Some tips on how to raise the perfect puppy into a well-behaved adult.
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo, and possible some OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything sadly. Just borrowing for my amusement.
Author's Notes: Oh finally number four! I enjoyed writing this one because of snarky!Kaiba instead of the mushy one I've been in the mood for lately. In any case, please review if you enjoyed it!
Pet Owner’s Guide to Raise a Dog
By LilyChan
Chapter Four
Sick
He was sick of it all. Seto didn’t want to fall in love with the blond. That was the last thing he ever wanted to do. In fact, he didn’t see the appeal in the blond anyway.
If he could list all the things he disliked about the blond, there wouldn’t be enough paper in the world to list them.
“Kaiba, if you wanted to jump my bones, wait till we’re not in such a public place!” he joked as he smiled his cheeky smirk.
Seto glared at him. Correction, there wouldn’t be enough paper in the universe to list them all.
“Why would I want someone like you when I can get someone much better?” Seto asked, mostly in seriousness. He hoped someone like him wouldn’t read between the lines.
The blond placed his hands on his hips and thrusted his chest outwards as he were some prize. “It’s because I’m irresistible. That’s why. You can’t resist my good looks, my admirable strategy in Duel Monsters, and the fact that I can beat up as many punks as you need me to!”
Seto rolled his eyes. “That’s not why someone would like you, idiot. By using your logic, assuming I can lower myself to your standards without causing permanent damage, I have this uncontrollable urge to jump onto you, admire your lack of strategy in Duel Monsters when clearly I’m better then you’ll ever be; and if I needed some grunt work done, I can turn to you. That’s real prince-like of you, mutt.”
As expected, the blond got angry. “Oh yeah? Why would you like someone like me then, Kaiba? Since you like to point out my flaws so much, why do you like me?”
He almost froze but he had a rebuttal. “I don’t like you. You’re merely here for my amusement and to pass the time until it’s time for me to resume my life. All you are is a distraction. Hate to break it to you, but I have my own ideal of a partner.”
Instead of getting an angry expression and more banter, the blond smiled. “Well, Kaiba, if you said you like me, you should’ve just said so.”
“W-what? I don’t like you, you stupid mutt! I just said I didn’t!” The blond went closer to him; Seto could smell the cheap soap off of him. He cringed. “Get away from me. We talked about boundaries. Don’t make me talk about them again!”
Jou laughed and placed his lips on his cheek. The most Seto could do was push him away and gave him a look disgust while feverishly trying to hide his blush.
Seto was so sick of that stupid mutt and his wily ways of reading between the lines.
Chapter Three - Chapter Five