I want each and every one of you to tell your parents "Thank you for not giving me a dumb-ass name". Please. Had a patient whose name rhymed. I can't tell you what it was but it is similar to Todd Dodd or Fred Phred. I wanted to puke. Also, strep throat is no reason to go to the emergency room. See the woman over there who cannot breathe? That's an ( Read more... )

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