SCHLOCK & AWE#3:CRITICAL STINKING!
GABBY: Yo Ragzy, yer lookin' much more relaxed n' calm now. What'z the dillio former lee stress boy?
RAGZ: I managed to pass my Algebra test with a B! Can ya believe it?
GABBY: Alright! Sheesh, now maybe you'll shut up about it and carry on with your life!
RAGZ: Yeah yeah. Hey, it wazn't easy for me. But I know I eventually haveta take two more classes in Algebra in the next two yearz...
GABBY: Great. Tell me when yer taken 'em so I can make sure I'm as far away from you as possible. Yer no fun when yer ingulfed in that silly human made up stuff.
RAGZ: Ok, so let's move on fer now...
GABBY: Sounds good. Anything else been happening?
RAGZ: Not really. We went and seen the new Indiana Jones movie. It was entertaining, I don't know why it waz being slammed so much by fans of the series, I thought it was a pretty natural progression for the series. Obviously it's one big set up for the series to be carried on by that kid from The Transformers movie, but big deal. I liked it, especially the first 15 minutes of it.
GABBY: That's good, I guess.
RAGZ: I'm really looking forward to the new Hellboy movie. That looks awesome!
GABBY: Lotsa cool critters runnin' around.
RAGZ: Exactly, that's enough to sell me on it.
GABBY: Anything else movie wize you've been digging?
RAGZ: I picked up the box set of those 90's Full Moon "Subspecies" movies. Full Moon movies are usually not all that great, they start out with a silly premise and then try to make them "cult" films but they lack some quality that actually makes cult fims a cult film, but I enjoy the Subspecies movies mostly becuase of that main vampire dude Radu. He cracks me up.
GABBY: How so?
RAGZ: Well, he's everything a vampire should be. A disgusting drooling rotting mess of a vampire. And he has this bizarre relationship with his decomposing corpse of a mom, so there's this weird mommy-relationship thing going on too. They make a great comedy team. They really should've carried on the series with those two. They're hilarious-poking each other in the eye with knives n' such, fighting over big bosomed brunettes n' such.
GABBY: Sounds like a fun ride
RAGZ: Yep,!
GABBY: They look like a lovely couple.
RAGZ: I also stumbled upon a Japanese giant monster movie I managed to never have seen before from the late 70's called "Legend Of Dinasaurs and Flying Birds" which I had to see. Unfortunately it turned out to be one big doodoo of a slow ass moving version of "Jaws" meets "Jurassic Park". It's not really worth wasting your time with except for this scene-
GABBY: Can't win 'em all I guess. That is a great pic though.
RAGZ: That's fer sure.
GABBY: So with a month off from school watcha gonna do with it?
RAGZ: I'm sure I'll be forced to work more hours at the recordstore, but I do need the extra moola. Mostly though I'll be working up some more artwork, sharpening my pencils and my skills to beef up my school portfolio. Maybe do a new flash cartoon and hopefully even try to work on some new music. It's been awhile since I've done some recording.
Speaking of drawings, thought I'd share some scribblingz with ya I did while sitting in Critical Thinking class-
This one is of our ghostly cat-Bermuda. She's dancing trying to get our attention for some snackies-
And this one is Frank Sinatra az a zombie.
GABBY: Where these drawn FOR Critical Thinking class or cuz you were bored with thinking critically, cuz I'm guessin' the latter.
RAGZ: Your right Gabby. These were scribblingz on papers while we watched lame movies about whether or not people should get plastic surgery or not. The class wazn't really that bad, but after four hours of doing math, having to spend another four hours giving a shit what you think about other people's bad decisions tendz to turn your attention away from badly recorded vhs films on how to think critically. So, to keep me awake I'd doodle.
GABBY: There ya go again, blaming yer problemz on math again.
RAGZ: *sigh* Ok, that's it fer tonight. That's the last time I'm bringing up math. The dayz of The Mulk are over.
GABBY: Yeah, til the fall.
RAGZ: You've been warned.