SCHLOCK N' AWE #2:ALL THE OLD DUDES!
RAGZ: Hey Gabby
GABBY: Hey Ragzy
RAGZ: It'z been a coupla weeks, what'z been up?
GABBY: That'z what I've been a wonderin' about you! You've been kinda silent 'round thse here parts.
RAGZ: It'z been pretty low key. I had a week off from schoolin' and waz incompacitated by extreme deep muscle pain in my left arm, so I waz laid out n' useless for that week.
GABBY: Heart attack or stroke or something?
RAGZ: No, more like arthritis or bursitis or something. Came right outa of the blue and it waz pretty miserable. Really pissed me off.
GABBY: Feelin' better now?
RAGZ: Yeah, thanx to a few friendz and thier magic pills. The arm iz still a little tweekid, but much better.
GABBY: That's one thing that's great about having no body, I gits none of dat sheet.
RAGZ: Don't getz much else either-HA HA HA!
GABBY: .....very funny
RAGZ: Anywayz, I did manage to crawl out of the RagzPad and tool on out to The Dive Bar one night and catch The Sin City Sinners with very special guest FRANK DIMINO of ANGEL fame one night tho!
GABBY: ANGEL? The 70's pomppoprock band that wore all white and had PUNKY MEADOWS?
RAGZ: Yep, tho no Punky waz in sight, Frank, the singer belted out a few toonz with the band.
GABBY: Did he appear in a puff of white smoke and lasers?
RAGZ: No, but he did bring his white microphone stand!
GABBY: WOW!
RAGZ: Hey, it waz a thrill for me, ANGEL waz a big deal to me when I waz a young fancy lad in Midwest hell.
GABBY: Did they do "Stuck Like Glue?"
RAGZ: Naw, they just did the usual hard rock covers, Zep, Humble Pie, and the two Angel songz that were covers-"Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore" and "All The Young Dudes". It waz still awesome, he sounded great and waz a nice guy. Here'z a few pix-
first one iz Frank and I of course...
GABBY: Wow, was the place a rawkin'?
RAGZ: Well, there waz a few of us ol' ANGEL fanz there, but I don't think most of the people there knew who he waz, but I did and that'z all that matters.
GABBY: Who's da Sin City Sinners?
RAGZ: It's Brent Muscat from FASTER PUSSYCATS band. They play every Tuesday night doin' classic rawk n' rawl toonz and they usually have special guests. They're really fun and hell, it'z the only place to RAWK in Vegas. Everyplace else out here iz all about thoze Paris Hilton/Britney Spears type disco parties for the poserz and douchbagz with bluetooth shit hangin' out of thier earz. So it'z the place to be for some dirty,sleazy n' gritty rock n' roll. I wish I could make it out there more often.
GABBY: So, anything else goin' on?
RAGZ: Nope, back to school, actually taking a freekin' math class...ugh...but I'm now learnin' animation programz such az Maya and hopin' to hone my artistic skillz.
GABBY: Good fer you.
RAGZ:But, that'z been it for the past few weeks.
GABBY: Any last wordz for this update?
RAGZ: Yeah, I wanna qoute an old woman I saw over at the Hot n' Now-
GABBY: Go ahead...
RAGZ: As she looked in awe at the cooks she yelled to her disinterested husband-"Look at that potatoe action!"