JUST PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER,AND SOON YOU'LL BE FALLIN' TO THE FLOOR!
Yo.
Last week Hilary Clinton waz in the neighborhood actually showing up in neighborhoodz. I waz hoping she would stop by and come knocking on my door.
Why?
Well, remember this pick I posted a few weeks back?
Thoze are the steps leading up to The Ragzpad. They're crumbling. Everyday when I walk upon them it's like an Indiana Jones adventure. It could collapse at any minute and I could come tumbling down to the hard ground below. My landlord haz said he waz gonna fix it last week, but they're still not fixed.
So I waz hoping Hilary would stop by, not because I wish her any physical harm, it'z just if she went a steppin' on that step and fell thru, then it would get national attention and then mayhapz it woulda be fixed.
Speaking of crumbling steps,
well, not really anything to do with crumbling steps but I lack any segwayin' skills-
I caught "I Am Legend" and boyz am I glad I didn't pay to see it.
"I Am Legend" iz one of my fave stories, written by Richard Matheson. The movie lacks any creepiness and chills that the book had, instead we're left with Will Smith's mundane existance. In fact,there'z very little story at all in the movie. And the vampires are all rubbery looking. Not the cool latex mask rubbery that I prefer but once again, Hollywood haz gone all CGI for the critters so they all look like cartoon,bald, slack jawed white supremists.
Go see the other versions of "I Am Legend" made in the 60's and 70's-"The Last Man On Earth" starring my all time fave actor Vincent Price and "The Omega Man" with Charlton Heston. Much better versions and heck, the vampires in "Omega Man' are just so much hipper lookin'-
They're future's so bright they gotsta wear shades!
Speaking of the future,
well, actually the past, for my galz' b-day, we went and seen the live action giant puppet show "Walking With Dinosaurs"!
"Walking With Dinosaurs" iz kinda like an Ice Capades production without the ice and the capades, but with huge giant animatronic prehistoric beasties. It's a pretty simple storyline, an history lesson for the kiddies and non-Creationist's, but the critters look pretty cool and the lighting and staging waz amazing. Made me feel like I waz 10 again, boy, I woulda wet myself silly if I saw this when I waz a kid. Course now, it comez off pretty corny and it coulda used some blood and gore, but watcha gonna do? It waz fun.And no CGI waz involved!
Speaking of my gal's B-Day, we had her party at The Friggin' Frog instead of the Dive Bar last Saturday Night cuz the Dive Bar decided to cancel thier live bandz and instead bring in horrid trendy DJ'z for the AVN crowd(that's the Adult Video News awards),so we moved on over to The Friggin' Frog,with much thanks to Sex Pop Suicide for setting it up and performing for us(they're our local glam/sleaze band). Sure there were no porn stars meandering about, but we had a good night of rockin' toonz,good friendz and yummy deep fried munchies.
This iz a pic of Terry and I. The claws are glowsticks. They're real and aren't CGI.
And speaking of Deep Fried Munchies and Vincent Price,
I've seen almost everything he'z ever been in, and I swear 90% of them end with him meeting his fate in a fiery death.
Just need to share my awesome skill of observation with ya.
Speaking of awesome skillz, who knew THOR had such rockin' skillz on the geetar?
Last week Hilary Clinton waz in the neighborhood actually showing up in neighborhoodz. I waz hoping she would stop by and come knocking on my door.
Why?
Well, remember this pick I posted a few weeks back?
Thoze are the steps leading up to The Ragzpad. They're crumbling. Everyday when I walk upon them it's like an Indiana Jones adventure. It could collapse at any minute and I could come tumbling down to the hard ground below. My landlord haz said he waz gonna fix it last week, but they're still not fixed.
So I waz hoping Hilary would stop by, not because I wish her any physical harm, it'z just if she went a steppin' on that step and fell thru, then it would get national attention and then mayhapz it woulda be fixed.
Speaking of crumbling steps,
well, not really anything to do with crumbling steps but I lack any segwayin' skills-
I caught "I Am Legend" and boyz am I glad I didn't pay to see it.
"I Am Legend" iz one of my fave stories, written by Richard Matheson. The movie lacks any creepiness and chills that the book had, instead we're left with Will Smith's mundane existance. In fact,there'z very little story at all in the movie. And the vampires are all rubbery looking. Not the cool latex mask rubbery that I prefer but once again, Hollywood haz gone all CGI for the critters so they all look like cartoon,bald, slack jawed white supremists.
Go see the other versions of "I Am Legend" made in the 60's and 70's-"The Last Man On Earth" starring my all time fave actor Vincent Price and "The Omega Man" with Charlton Heston. Much better versions and heck, the vampires in "Omega Man' are just so much hipper lookin'-
They're future's so bright they gotsta wear shades!
Speaking of the future,
well, actually the past, for my galz' b-day, we went and seen the live action giant puppet show "Walking With Dinosaurs"!
"Walking With Dinosaurs" iz kinda like an Ice Capades production without the ice and the capades, but with huge giant animatronic prehistoric beasties. It's a pretty simple storyline, an history lesson for the kiddies and non-Creationist's, but the critters look pretty cool and the lighting and staging waz amazing. Made me feel like I waz 10 again, boy, I woulda wet myself silly if I saw this when I waz a kid. Course now, it comez off pretty corny and it coulda used some blood and gore, but watcha gonna do? It waz fun.And no CGI waz involved!
Speaking of my gal's B-Day, we had her party at The Friggin' Frog instead of the Dive Bar last Saturday Night cuz the Dive Bar decided to cancel thier live bandz and instead bring in horrid trendy DJ'z for the AVN crowd(that's the Adult Video News awards),so we moved on over to The Friggin' Frog,with much thanks to Sex Pop Suicide for setting it up and performing for us(they're our local glam/sleaze band). Sure there were no porn stars meandering about, but we had a good night of rockin' toonz,good friendz and yummy deep fried munchies.
This iz a pic of Terry and I. The claws are glowsticks. They're real and aren't CGI.
And speaking of Deep Fried Munchies and Vincent Price,
I've seen almost everything he'z ever been in, and I swear 90% of them end with him meeting his fate in a fiery death.
Just need to share my awesome skill of observation with ya.
Speaking of awesome skillz, who knew THOR had such rockin' skillz on the geetar?
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