Me: I got a wife over the break.
Christina: That's illegal.
Me: Not in Sweden. At least, I don't think it is.
Christina: Maybe not, but you weren't in Sweden when you married her, were you?
Me: ...Damn you! We're happy!
Me: I have a wife now. I'm taken, ladies, sorry.
Sarah: I have a wife too. Actually, he's a boy. He's my gay friend.
Ceanna:
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