WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

FUCKERS!

I fucking hate professors and I hate schoolwork. I hate transfiguration and potions. Fuck that ( Read more... )

Oh Cunt!

I've grown tired of the young maid that became obsessed with me over the summer. I'm looking for someone new.

Anyone interested in a fine cock? I may know where you could find one.

So... I lost my scroll. No explaination needed. I'm sure that none of you cared much anyway. Bloody buggers. Hair care? Skin...? What the fuck is going on here? I return from Durmstrang and work dilligently on my studies and as soon as I return to any sort of personal life, everything's gone to the hippogriffs. What the fuck?

( Rodolphus )

Ah, what is there not love about this school?

Besides the bitches, the mudbloods, the blood-traitors and the schoolwork, of course.

I've been in such a good mood lately. The fourth years here haven't changed one bit. *raises eyebrows quickly*

( My mates )

I'm all settled in and I never thought I would miss those fucking curtains. In the words of some fucking muggle, the boys are back in town. Yes, they are. Really though, all you bastards should be appreciating this fucking castle. The food here is orgasmic compared to the shite they fed you at Durmstrang ( Read more... )

I'M COMING BACK!!!

( Professor Dumbledore, sir )

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