Are We Having Fun Yet?
No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
- Groucho Marx
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work
... I want to achieve it through not dying.
- Woody Allen
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Reality checks can bounce.
On the keyboard of life, keep one finger poised near the escape key.
If you don't suffer from stress, then you probably are a carrier.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.
If you are really good, you will get out of it.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
(and carry a clipboard!)
I've found a sure way to relieve office stress:
Step 1.
take a deep breath
Step 2.
count to 10
Step 3.
set the boss's wastebasket on fire
And finally, since it is simply TOO CUTE to be left out:
