If marijuana is so great,

Jun 07, 2012 20:31


If marijuana is so great,

and doesn't adversely effect major decision making, then why do they call it Grass, when it's Leaves?
How stoned do you have to be to get that so wrong?
It's not even the confusing distinction between bush and bushy plant. Or a lilac “bush” that's woody and tall like some 15' trees.

And stoned - uh... where are the rocks?  Since when is "stoned" a good thing?  How did they get that term to morph into sitting on your couch all day, jobless, smoking a plant, rather than the Biblical version of getting stoned that is SO not as "fun"?

And "smoking pot".  What's with that?  Where's the pot? Because, just ask my kids, the phrase "smoking pot" in MY house meant we're resorting to peanut butter for dinner.  Again.  After we bash the alarm with a broom handle.

And can you use a pan if all the pots are dirty?  Because I'm no better at that than I am at cooking.

It's not grass, there are no rocks, and no kitchen items either.  Maybe some brownie pans....

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