Guess who just signed up for
spn_j2_xmas? MEEEEEEEEEEE.
In other news, meet my good intentions:
Me: RAH. Today I will be HEALTHY! I will EAT WELL! I will EXERCISE! I will--
Good intentions: Hey, look! Traaaaaailmix!
Me: Um.
GI: This is what athletic people eat while hiking! IT MUST BE GOOD FOOR YOU.
Me: Maybe just a handful?
GI: Yes.
Me: But no nuts. I don't like them.
GI: Yeah, also they got that weird kind of fat. You don't want the weird fat, do you?
Me: Nooooo.
GI: And raisins--
Me: Yeah, raisins. They're, like. They're like fruit, right?
GI: Or dead grapes.
Me: Ew.
GI: So what does that leave us?
Me: ....M&Ms?
GI: ....
Me: .....
GI: Better eat a bunch, then. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
*headdesk* I really will do better tomorrow...