Somewhere on the internet I saw someone rec this song as The Ultimate Soulless Sam Song, which I don't know that I agree with, but I wanted to check out the music video anyway:
GUYS.
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This has nothing to do with fandom, but I had never seen a picture of the lead singer of Maroon 5 before.
I want to nom his hip bones.
I have never wanted to nom a hip bone harder.
JFC.
Is it weird that if a porn genie appeared this instant, my first two wishes would be Jared and Jensen, and my third wish would be Zachary Quinto fucking this man in front of a live studio audience? It feels weird.