Your dumb is showing

[queenklu]

I eavesdrop, okay? Anyone you doesn't must walk around in a state of constant ear-plug/headphone-wearing bliss.

So this just happened:

Girl in class: It's really hard figuring out what to name your baby, you know? 'Cause it's, like, it's gonna be with them for the rest of their life and what if they hate it?

Girl2: Oh yeah.

Girl3: Totally.

G1: And like, my neighbor? She had her baby and they wouldn't let her leave the hospital until she decided on a name. How do you not plan for that?

G2: I have no idea.

G3: I know someone who named her baby Merlin.

Me:

G1: Oh my god, why?

G2: Did she mean, like, the fish?

G3: No, because I totally asked her and she was like, "No, like, the Wizard."

G1: That's so weird.

G3: Well, I guess it's not, like, Apple or something.

G1: Nnnnno, I think Merlin is worse than Apple.

G2: Seriously.

......GUYS. GUYS, GUYS, MERLIN, GUYS, SOMEONE IN THE WORLD JUST SET HER BABY UP TO BE A MERLIN AU.

I HOPE HIS BOYFRIEND IS NAMED ARTHUR

AND HIS BEST FRIEND IS NAMED GWEN

AND HE'S ALL HIPSTER AND SHIT AND LIKES NECKERCHIEFS

AND THEY ALL HAVE ADVENTURES AND LOTS OF GAY SEX.

\O/