Comments | queenklu: Je serai dans ma bunk.

queenklu

Je serai dans ma bunk.

Feb 25, 2011 12:22

Right. So. girlnamedpixley asked me this question and I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER, GUYS, C'EST UN FREAKING TRAVESTI. It's a transvestite? Shut up, klu.

Why is there NO FIC that takes advantage of the fact that Steve obviously has mad language skillz? I mean we know he speaks Hawaiian and Mandarin. And given his time in the 'Stan, I firmly believe (based on nothing ( Read more... )

help me obi-flist kenobi, *nerdgasm*, hawaii five oh my god

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queenklu February 25 2011, 21:36:45 UTC

I CANNAE WRITE IT, I AM TAKING A TEST AS WE SPEAK.

No way would Danny even recognize it as a language. He'd be all, "Excuse me, are you gargling salt water? ARE YOU CHOKING?" And cue heimlich maneuver, which would totally ruin the mood.

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queenklu February 25 2011, 21:40:44 UTC

DDDDDDDDDDDDD: WHATEVER SHALL WE DO, PENNY?

nebulia February 26 2011, 00:25:17 UTC

I really want Danny to be fluent in Spanish, because, hello, cop in the inner city, Spanish is a HUGE asset, and be angry because he never gets to use it in Hawaii.

But I LOVE MAD LANGUAGE SKILLZ ALL THE TIME OHM MY LANGUAGE KINK.

Steve definitely speaks like ten.

queenklu February 26 2011, 00:29:41 UTC

I can totally get behind Danny being fluent in Spanish, especially if it was THE ONLY language Steve doesn't know at ALL. And then Danny starts out just teasing him by using it, dumb little things that just drive Steve nuts, because the extent of Steve's Spanish is "caliente" and "taco."

And then Danny starts saying things he means in Spanish, because he figured out Steve does have a clue. But by now Steve has a wee phrase book, dun dun DUUUUH... And then smut happens. \o/

nebulia February 26 2011, 00:35:36 UTC

GOD GOD GOD YESSSSSSSSSS.

I actually have a prof who knows everything, speaks like six dead languages and six live ones, picked up Japanese enough to comverse comfortably with people in two weeks when he visited his son there, etc., and the one thing he doesn't know is Spanish. The best part is is that he's somehow chair of the Spanish department. lol

queenklu February 26 2011, 00:42:24 UTC

I meant "doesn't" up there, "Steve doesn't have a clue"...*facepalm*

o.O How does that HAPPEN?

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adja999 March 1 2011, 12:45:40 UTC

Meh. I haven't gotten so far in the show. I think I should.
But anyway, if you ever need someone to translate sweet nothings or dirty talk in French, or make sure it's phrased properly... I'm here. :D