Je serai dans ma bunk.

[queenklu]

Right. So. girlnamedpixley  asked me this question and I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER, GUYS, C'EST UN FREAKING TRAVESTI. It's a transvestite? Shut up, klu.

Why is there NO FIC that takes advantage of the fact that Steve obviously has mad language skillz? I mean we know he speaks Hawaiian and Mandarin. And given his time in the 'Stan, I firmly believe (based on nothing

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[nebulia]

I really want Danny to be fluent in Spanish, because, hello, cop in the inner city, Spanish is a HUGE asset, and be angry because he never gets to use it in Hawaii.

But I LOVE MAD LANGUAGE SKILLZ ALL THE TIME OHM MY LANGUAGE KINK.

Steve definitely speaks like ten.

[queenklu]

I can totally get behind Danny being fluent in Spanish, especially if it was THE ONLY language Steve doesn't know at ALL. And then Danny starts out just teasing him by using it, dumb little things that just drive Steve nuts, because the extent of Steve's Spanish is "caliente" and "taco."

And then Danny starts saying things he means in Spanish, because he figured out Steve does have a clue. But by now Steve has a wee phrase book, dun dun DUUUUH... And then smut happens. \o/

[nebulia]

GOD GOD GOD YESSSSSSSSSS.

I actually have a prof who knows everything, speaks like six dead languages and six live ones, picked up Japanese enough to comverse comfortably with people in two weeks when he visited his son there, etc., and the one thing he doesn't know is Spanish. The best part is is that he's somehow chair of the Spanish department. lol

[queenklu]

I meant "doesn't" up there, "Steve doesn't have a clue"...*facepalm*

o.O How does that HAPPEN?

[nebulia]

...I don't know. Fortunately he's not the only chair, there are two others who actually teach Spanish and speak it, so you know. It's not a problem, it's just mostly hilarious. xD

[queenklu]

...*dark smirky laugh* See, now I just want Danny to be chair of the Spanish department. Hired to teach the Navy's golden boy a little espaniol. ;33

[leodragon1]

OH MY GOD, WRITE EEEET. I AM ALREADY PICTURING STEVE'S ANNOYED HEAD COCK WHEN DANNY TEASES HIM WITH IT, AND HIS SMIRK LATER ON WHEN HE STARTS UNDERSTANDING IT, AND DANNY'S HAND FLAIL WHEN HE FINALLY REALISES IT.

SORRY, CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN, I CANNOT HELP IT.

[tombolguid]

My first language is Spanish if anyone needs help while they write this. ^^

[queenklu]

YOU GUYS I CAN'T, I'M SWAMPED. DDD: Also I really really don't speak Spanish. Like, to the point where it would just be ridiculous for me to try to write someone teaching it to somebody else.

[tombolguid]

-points to self- First language. Volunteer to help. Unswamp and let me know.

You know you wanna. -nudge-

[tombolguid]

AND what is there an abundance of in New York and New Jersey? Puerto Ricans so my Spanish is perfect for it. I'll stop now XD

[nebulia]

OH GOD YES PLEASE WRITE THIS

Or I will

Or we should together!

[queenklu]

Do you want to try writing it together, bb? *sits on your lap* I can start brainstorming with you tomorrow! :D