What on earth are we gonna need a rope for??
Drive by post because I'm watching my Saints completely demolish Freo and, frankly, it's fucking better than sex (hey Gen Kill guys, you have no idea what you are in for re me and AFL football!) but you have to read these fics or I will no lie roll up and BEAT YOU ALL WITH A STICK.
timeofnoreply wrote Brad/Ray (!!!!) and it is freaking AMAZING HOT DIRTY DADDY-KINK PORN and it is GLORIOUS. It has dom-sub overtones and dirty talk and Ray calling Brad DADDY and Brad calling Ray BABY and jeeeeeez. But not only that, it has the best dialogue EVER and it is BRAD AND RAY. AND. I take partial credit for it for encouraging her in these two threads. (which is an accidental pimp for the daddy!porn I wrote myself this morning before work which in retrospect wasn't a good idea without coffee, but still) Boom, baby, my legacy to the fandom begins with DADDYPORN. Awes.
AND.
meeks00 wrote scorching Brad/Nate comment fic over here and it is rough and hard and violent prison fic and lo, my Brad/Nate spark was once more ignited. THANKS, MEEKS. But seriously, you all have to go read it because it's just Brad being all alpha badass and that is so hot. And THERE. No one can say I don't read and love B/N! When writers like Meeks create fucking sexy fics like that, how can I NOT?
In other news, back to football. Ohhhhhh, football. You guys, I love it so much. SO MUCH. My AFL players are just so SEXY and SKILLED and YOUNG and BUFF. You think I'm joking when I compare winning to sex. I'M NOT. The best moment of my life was when St Kilda made it into the grand final last year. The worst moment of my life was when we lost. I cried, you guys. I cried bitter, bitter tears of heartbreak. In fact, I still can't watch any media to do with the loss or I get all weepy and shit.
OH LOOK WE WON BY 70 POINTS SUCK THAT FREO INSERT CLUB SONG HERE.
YEEEEEEAH.
In other other news (this turned out to be not so drive by as I stopped writing to go watch the rest of the game and now I have time), my Ray/Walt has been sent off to beta and now I'm freaking out like, a lot, because WHAT IF IT IS TERRIBLE? It MIGHT be terrible! IDK, IDK! mel_b_angel , just TELL me if I should delete it all and start again! I can take it!
(I totally can't take it)
SIGH, I wasn't planning on updating today! I am totally spamming you all. But then I got home from a truly crappy day at work and found amazing fic that had to be shared with the world and there you go.
HI GUYS! HOW ARE YOU ALL?
--Beck
ETA: Oh, while I'm here spreading random joy, go watch this clip of Jeremy Renner on Ellen. He's so hot and his accent DOES things to me.
timeofnoreply wrote Brad/Ray (!!!!) and it is freaking AMAZING HOT DIRTY DADDY-KINK PORN and it is GLORIOUS. It has dom-sub overtones and dirty talk and Ray calling Brad DADDY and Brad calling Ray BABY and jeeeeeez. But not only that, it has the best dialogue EVER and it is BRAD AND RAY. AND. I take partial credit for it for encouraging her in these two threads. (which is an accidental pimp for the daddy!porn I wrote myself this morning before work which in retrospect wasn't a good idea without coffee, but still) Boom, baby, my legacy to the fandom begins with DADDYPORN. Awes.
AND.
meeks00 wrote scorching Brad/Nate comment fic over here and it is rough and hard and violent prison fic and lo, my Brad/Nate spark was once more ignited. THANKS, MEEKS. But seriously, you all have to go read it because it's just Brad being all alpha badass and that is so hot. And THERE. No one can say I don't read and love B/N! When writers like Meeks create fucking sexy fics like that, how can I NOT?
In other news, back to football. Ohhhhhh, football. You guys, I love it so much. SO MUCH. My AFL players are just so SEXY and SKILLED and YOUNG and BUFF. You think I'm joking when I compare winning to sex. I'M NOT. The best moment of my life was when St Kilda made it into the grand final last year. The worst moment of my life was when we lost. I cried, you guys. I cried bitter, bitter tears of heartbreak. In fact, I still can't watch any media to do with the loss or I get all weepy and shit.
OH LOOK WE WON BY 70 POINTS SUCK THAT FREO INSERT CLUB SONG HERE.
YEEEEEEAH.
In other other news (this turned out to be not so drive by as I stopped writing to go watch the rest of the game and now I have time), my Ray/Walt has been sent off to beta and now I'm freaking out like, a lot, because WHAT IF IT IS TERRIBLE? It MIGHT be terrible! IDK, IDK! mel_b_angel , just TELL me if I should delete it all and start again! I can take it!
(I totally can't take it)
SIGH, I wasn't planning on updating today! I am totally spamming you all. But then I got home from a truly crappy day at work and found amazing fic that had to be shared with the world and there you go.
HI GUYS! HOW ARE YOU ALL?
--Beck
ETA: Oh, while I'm here spreading random joy, go watch this clip of Jeremy Renner on Ellen. He's so hot and his accent DOES things to me.