Whacked out fanfic idea No. 834653847
Urgent items:
1. I need more Bob/Frank in my life. Get on that.
2. Dear John McLane, please make sweet, sweet love to me at your earliest possible conveniance. Don't...you don't need to shower first. Love, Beck. (don't worry, I'LL be showered.)
3. I'm serious about the Frank/Bob. Come on, guys.
Although I had this idea the other day. (not the one where I recast Die Hard 4 with MCR, though. With Bob as McLane and Frank as Matt and Gerard as Gabriel and Ray as the head FBI guy and Mikey as the psycho ninja chick. Although that would be AWESOME.) In my idea, I have Jamia and Frank breaking up (SORRY JAMIA. You probably go on to be a hot lesbian and move to Melbourne and marry me, so it's not that I hate you, it's just for plot), and Frank is all depressed and mopey, and they're off tour and he doesn't want to be alone so he moves in with Bob. Who is super-amazing and comforting and patient and wonderful, and Frank totally falls in love with him (he's emotionally vulnerable, ok) but oh no! Bob's straight! Inno, rite? Someone in fanfic is STRAIGHT? So it's all angsty, with Frank quietly pining, and Bob just wishing Frank would grow a pair of tits so Bob could mack on him and make him feel better. And Frank is all "No, no, I understand...I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable *pine pine mope*" and Bob is like "No, don't be sorry, uh... I guess I'M sorry I'm not attracted to you. I totally would be, man, but..." And eventually he has a bottle of dutch courage and squares up, like, "Ok, Iero, c'mere, I'm gonna take one for the team" but Frank is HORRIFIED (and only a little tempted, ok, shuttup, he's in LOVE), "I'm not gonna TAKE ADVANTAGE of you!" and Bob just laughs at him and maybe they have one kiss and Frank is SO TEMPTED, fine, he admits it, but he's not GONNA. And then Bob gets a little offended! "I thought, you know...what, is my breath... do I have tequila breath, because, ok, I can go brush my teeth!" And Frank just shakes his head, and puts Bob to be and goes to his own bed and jerks off like crazy.
Then he maybe moves in with Gerard and falls in love with him instead, because you KNOW Gerard is up for that shit, ok. I hadn't actually thought the ending through at all. Damnit, why don't people write this shit for me so I don't have to worry about these things.
My boyfriend has gone away for a few days to be a rockstar in Adelaide, and I'm bored and boring. Link me reccs or pictures or something, guys, c'mon. I'm hardly online these days, I need direct guidence to the good stuff.
--Cheers, Beck
1. I need more Bob/Frank in my life. Get on that.
2. Dear John McLane, please make sweet, sweet love to me at your earliest possible conveniance. Don't...you don't need to shower first. Love, Beck. (don't worry, I'LL be showered.)
3. I'm serious about the Frank/Bob. Come on, guys.
Although I had this idea the other day. (not the one where I recast Die Hard 4 with MCR, though. With Bob as McLane and Frank as Matt and Gerard as Gabriel and Ray as the head FBI guy and Mikey as the psycho ninja chick. Although that would be AWESOME.) In my idea, I have Jamia and Frank breaking up (SORRY JAMIA. You probably go on to be a hot lesbian and move to Melbourne and marry me, so it's not that I hate you, it's just for plot), and Frank is all depressed and mopey, and they're off tour and he doesn't want to be alone so he moves in with Bob. Who is super-amazing and comforting and patient and wonderful, and Frank totally falls in love with him (he's emotionally vulnerable, ok) but oh no! Bob's straight! Inno, rite? Someone in fanfic is STRAIGHT? So it's all angsty, with Frank quietly pining, and Bob just wishing Frank would grow a pair of tits so Bob could mack on him and make him feel better. And Frank is all "No, no, I understand...I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable *pine pine mope*" and Bob is like "No, don't be sorry, uh... I guess I'M sorry I'm not attracted to you. I totally would be, man, but..." And eventually he has a bottle of dutch courage and squares up, like, "Ok, Iero, c'mere, I'm gonna take one for the team" but Frank is HORRIFIED (and only a little tempted, ok, shuttup, he's in LOVE), "I'm not gonna TAKE ADVANTAGE of you!" and Bob just laughs at him and maybe they have one kiss and Frank is SO TEMPTED, fine, he admits it, but he's not GONNA. And then Bob gets a little offended! "I thought, you know...what, is my breath... do I have tequila breath, because, ok, I can go brush my teeth!" And Frank just shakes his head, and puts Bob to be and goes to his own bed and jerks off like crazy.
Then he maybe moves in with Gerard and falls in love with him instead, because you KNOW Gerard is up for that shit, ok. I hadn't actually thought the ending through at all. Damnit, why don't people write this shit for me so I don't have to worry about these things.
My boyfriend has gone away for a few days to be a rockstar in Adelaide, and I'm bored and boring. Link me reccs or pictures or something, guys, c'mon. I'm hardly online these days, I need direct guidence to the good stuff.
--Cheers, Beck