Apparently, tasers are the big thing with law officials now...

Whether you're at a John Kerry forum

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Or you're on the highway...

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Or you're taking more than five seconds to comply...

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Or even if you're armed and famous...

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But not if you're me...

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Even though I am home sick from work today with a case of the "feel like shit"s, it has not stopped me from finding something to complain about, which is the fact that the average IQ is slipping, or at least appears to be. I will, however, keep it short and sweet. Apparently, chimps are catching up to us in some brain functions, namely short-term ( Read more... )