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I JUST FELL OUT OF MY ROFLCOPTER AND INTO AN ACTIVE LOLCANO!!!

Real post sometime later.

No offense, but how do you read a headline like this and not giggle or at the very least get a little perplexed? Environmentally safe bombs?

"Decimate the city, Hans! We've flowers to plant!"

Note to self: Never inform an insane friend that the voting ballot has a write-in space unless you're fairly certain they know you're joking when you tell them they can write the name "Darth Vader."

Go out and vote or P. Diddy will fucking kill you.