I don't know why the title bar says 12, there's only 11.. The first one is the king of irony. I wonder if she was a pastry chef and made a living making birthday cakes. That would be the icing on the cake, as it were.

I wrote this last Sunday. Yeah, I know, its almost next Sunday. And ( Read more... )

I mean, die with dignity man... This is precisely the reason I have lost all faith in a government consisting of human beings at their present state of social development. But at any rate, watch out for 'stocky black guy[s].'

Two categories: TILF, and WTFWTT (WTF were they (the students) thinking ( Read more... )

...so no jokes about it.

Here's a candidate for worst ways to die.

Friends overseas? Meet up for coffee on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic! Or something more realistic if you prefer.