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"Not intended to be a factual statement"

The moral of the story here is that, whatever you do, never say something that is so stupid that Stewart and Colbert can get this much mileage out of you.

I think my favorite ones are:

"Jon Kyl can unhinge his jaw like a python to swallow small rodents whole."

"The secret to Jon Kyl's ( Read more... )