twitter.com/stephenathome "Not intended to be a factual statement"
The moral of the story here is that, whatever you do, never say something that is so stupid that Stewart and Colbert can get this much mileage out of you.
I think my favorite ones are:
"Jon Kyl can unhinge his jaw like a python to swallow small rodents whole."
"The secret to Jon Kyl's success can be found on page 53 of the Necronomicon."
"Jon Kyl's torso is covered in superfluous nipples."
"Jon Kyl was sent from the future to kill Sarah Conner. "
"For the past ten years, Jon Kyl has been two children in a very convincing Jon Kyl suit."
"Jon Kyl sponsored S.410, which would ban happiness. "
"In 2009, Jon Kyl lost $380,000 wagering on dwarf tossing. "
and, my personal favorite, "Jon Kyl assassinated Archduke Ferdinand. "
Someone should start a "This is not intended to be a factual statement" meme on LJ. Just saying.