Master List: All Fic
My Master Posting of all my fic needed serious updating, so here's a shiny, new updated version. It includes all my multi-fandom fic to date: J2 RPS, Hawaii Five-0 (McDanno) and The Big Bang Theory (where I ship the Shenny!)
To all my readers: thank you for reading and for your support and for taking the time to tell me what you think. I am beyond grateful and I appreciate it so much. My muse and I are in your debt.
J2 - Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki RPS
One-shots:
The Discovery of Jensen Padalecki
Jensen Ackles was a prankster extraordinaire. Nay, he was the king of all pranksters. So when Eric Kripke decided it was time for payback, Jensen had to resort to desperate measures to come out on top. He was just a little clueless as to how this suddenly involved misusing what he's learnt from the Discovery Channel and kissing Jared Padalecki.
Slice Like a Ninja, Cut Like a Razor Blade (That's What Love Can Do to a Guy)
Just another story about a Ninja, a Pirate (who used to be a farmboy), a closet, a sword, a blade, a star, a bottle of Satsuma lotion from The Body Shop, and happily-ever-after to the tune of Vanilla Ice. Or you know, this may be the only story of it's kind. Whatever. Read on anyway, MacDuff.
This is Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki in Love
My version of poetic prose to sum up (if that's even possible) the wonderful love between our dynamic duo.
33 and Counting
A little one-shot looking at Jensen's birthdays over the years. Written in celebration of the love of my life's 33rd! Happy Birthday, Jensen! I love you ♥ And for Jensen's 34th birthday, I added an extra verse.
34 and Counting
Just so I can Lay Claim to your Body
Everyone’s seen all of Jensen - even the new girl! - except Jared. Well. That’s about to change.
Multi-chaptered fic:
The Play Nice Proviso
Written for spn_j2_bigbang 2010
When Jensen Ackles first met Jared Padalecki, it was most definitely not love at first sight. It wasn’t even like at first sight. In fact, Jensen hated him, and he had a few good reasons as to why. So what if his new co-star was oblivious to his one-sided warfare? Jensen could deal. Apart from when he couldn’t. So when it came down to picking between Padalecki and his peace of mind, the choice seemed clear. Except for the fact that The Network had his balls in a vice, leaving him stuck with Supernatural, stuck with his idiot co-star, and worst of all, stuck with a ‘Play Nice’ Proviso added to his contract. Well, he could play nice. He would play so nice that the world was going to think that he and Jared Padalecki were the bestest friends in the history of best friends. It was unfortunate then that no one had ever told Jensen what happened when an immovable object met an irresistible force; no one had ever thought to mention that there was a thin line between hate and love; and nothing, absolutely nothing, could have possibly prepared him for Playing Nice with Jared Padalecki.
Love Like an Icelandic Volcano
Apparently, when volcanoes erupt in Iceland, they not only throw the world into chaos, but once the embers burn themselves out and the dust settles, love rises from the ashes.
Falling Feels Like Flying (In a Vee)
Written for j2_everafter 2011 (Based on the movie, The Mighty Ducks)
The ragtag Riverside Ducks, the butt of every joke in the Greater Toronto Peewee Hockey League, couldn’t win a game to save their lives. As rambunctious on the ice as they are off it, this team of misfits gets lucky when their intrepid new coach turns out to be just as plucky as they are, and all his eccentric training tactics start to turn the team around. But just as the suddenly mighty Ducks are inching closer to the play-offs and that all-important championship trophy, hockey is surprisingly the last thing on anyone's mind: Jensen Ackles gets an unwelcome blast from the past; Jared Padalecki gets the second chance he's been waiting an entire lifetime for; and on the sidelines, a flock of meddling Duck-lings learn what it means to fly in a vee. And as Jensen and Jared soon find out, sometimes falling in love feels a lot like flying.
Wedded Blitz
Written for spn_cinema 2011 (Based on the movie, The Hangover)
If anyone had told Jared Padalecki that his bachelor party would start out with big red balls and end on a road trip with Keanu Reeves, he would have thought they were insane, but that’s exactly what happened though, more or less, in a nutshell. Serves him right for getting freakin’-frostbitten-they-were-so-cold feet on the eve of his wedding rehearsal. He was supposed to be marrying Gen; Genevieve Cortese, that is. His fiancée. But all he could do was obsess about Jen; Jensen Ackles, that is. Best friend. Co-star. Dude. Something-that-couldn’t-possibly-be-love of his life. Except Jensen was happy, and Jensen was marrying Danneel in a few months, and Jensen wasn’t a fool like Jared was, picking now of all times to fixate on the past, to relive all those memories of them making out, in glorious detail, even if they had been drunk at the time. Or times, rather. There had been a lot of times. It just freaking figured that at some point during the three days before the wedding, between the big red balls and the Keanu Reeves Road Trip, that Jared lost Jensen. Like literally. Now suddenly the clock was ticking, he had a best friend to find, a wedding to get to and get through, and a goddamn mystery to solve in the midst of all the madness. Saying ‘I do’ should never be this complicated. Or this easy. Wedded bliss? He so did not sign up for this!
The Courtship of Jensen's Co-Star
Written for spn_j2_bigbang 2011
Somewhere in the time between a handshake and a hug, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki went from being reel-life brothers to real-life best friends, and complete strangers to cosmic soul mates, no rhyme or reason to it that either of them could ever see. Jared was everything Jensen was not: friendly, funny, and full of life; one in six-point-whatever billion the Earth’s population currently stood at. Life was awesome. Work was amazing. Everything was fine until Jared kissed Jensen. Everything was peachy until Jensen fell in love. With desperate times unexpectedly calling for desperate measures, Jensen called Chad Michael Murray for relationship advice - because being in love led to temporary insanity obviously - so it really didn't surprise him that he couldn’t seem to win when it came to wooing Jared. Still, Pisces must’ve been in a really good place in the night sky or something because suddenly, right smack dab in the middle of the miserable courtship of his co-star, Jensen discovered that maybe loving Jared was all he needed to do to win his heart. And luckily for Jensen, loving Jared was also the one thing he did best.
A Series of Epiphanies
[One-Shot, Outsider POVs set in the Courtship 'verse]
Ready. Set. GO.
There’s an old adage that goes something like this: Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go, Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living, but the child who is born on the Sabbath Day is bonny and blithe and good and gay. This is the tale of two such children: Jensen (woe is he, he’s so…whoa!) and Jared (the fairest of them all, inside and out.)
Fair Game | Foul Play
Written for spn_cinema 2011 (Based on the movie, Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire)
"Life is Like a Bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. It's a Risk with Every Mouthful!"
This Author, upon thinking that Bertie Bott was a diabolical genius. Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki - and the rest of the world probably, both Muggle and Magical, given time and thoughtful reflection - would likely concur. Because life isn’t fair, is it? It’s full of foul people and foul things always mucking up your best laid plans for success and survival. And don’t even get me started on love, mate! Because suddenly you have all these, Merlin forbid, feelings, sneaking up on you when you least expect it, knocking you about and getting you addicted before love shatters you, ruining you for anyone else. But if you don’t risk life and limb for it, then what’s the use in living? Where’s the fairness in that? Quidditch, on the other hand? That’s fair (barely) because there are rules and regulations (technically) and clear winners and losers (you catch the snitch, you win; easy-peasy, right?) and one bloke doesn’t suddenly rise from the dead and try to take it all over just to win the World Bloody Cup! Voldemort; let’s just blame everything on him, the stupid foul git. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll just help myself to another one of these beans… Blimey. Bubotuber Pus. Or perhaps, Petrol. So not fair, but I’m a glutton for this sort of punishment… Oh! Roly-Poly Pudding! Yum! Hmm. Maybe fair is what you make of it, and I s’pose that’s the moral of this story. One more for the road? Ah. Troll Bogey. Should’ve quit while I was ahead.
Jays2: For The Win (WIP)
Jensen and Jared join an all-star cast in this story about life and love and laughter and oh yeah, Toronto Blue Jays baseball. Come and play with the J's in the JAYS2 (square) 'verse: do a little dance, make a little love and have fun tonight. Featuring: Smallville's Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling, Glee's Cory Montieth and Mark Salling, Bones' David Boreanaz and John Francis Daley, Star Trek's Chris Pine and Zach Qunito and, er... y'all realize that major league baseball teams have 25-man rosters, right? Yeah, you read right. Let's gay ball, people! [24 parts and counting]
Out of the Shade and into the Sun (WIP)
| Part 1 | Part 2 |
Hawaii Five-0: Book 'em, McDanno!
SEALed with a Kiss
It started with a kiss. A kiss so simple, it complicated everything. One kiss - eye-opening, heart-pounding, soul-stirring - was all it took. It reminded Steve of an old proverb he’d heard on one of those missions he’d never tell anyone about: Kissing is like drinking salted water; you drink, and your thirst increases. Danny’s thoughts could be summed up by something his Ma once told him: I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and all because…he kissed me goodnight.
The Big Bang Theory: Shipping The Shenny
[All originally posted on Paradox sheldon_penny, under my author tag here]
The Intrinsic Happiness Quotient
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Epilogue |
The One Where: Absence makes Sheldon's heart grow fonder, Penny claims her spot, Leonard is not a douche, Howard is oblivious, and Raj learns to talk to girls (well, two girls, Penny being one of them).
Anything Can Happen August
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five |
The One Where: Sheldon has a lot of fierce women in his life, Penny's on the run from the mob, Leonard really doesn't want to like Penny's sister (but he really does anyway), Howard does guilt, not guns, and Raj is Princess Jasmine (yes, from Aladdin, and no, not really).Yes, this is crack.
And yes, Executive Producer of The Big Bang Theory, David Goetsch, tweeted about this fic here! And on my birthday no less! I flailed with glee! Yeah okay, I'm still flailing with glee and I don't care how lame that makes me :p
The Civilization of Sheldon Cooper
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
The One Where: Sheldon wears a suit, Penny is jealous (not of Sheldon's suit, but the girl who put Sheldon in the suit in the first place), Leonard is a bit of a douche (even though he's kind of justified), and Howard and Raj secretly ship the Shenny.
The Holiday Kiss Hypothesis
| One | Two |
The One Where: There's a lot of Sheldon and Penny kissing on holidays.
The Photoshoot
One-shot, RPF featuring Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco and the rest of the TBBT cast at a racy photoshoot.
Emmy For The Win (WIP)
| One | Two | Three |
The One Where: Sheldon and Penny's daughter meets the bane of her (and her father's) existence and the love of her life, all in one person. This is set in the same 'verse as The Intrinsic Happiness Quotient.
The Regency Theory (WIP)
| One | Two | Three |
The One Where: Sheldon and Penny live in Regency England. It's Jane Austen meets Bill Prady and Chuck Lorre, and you know, me.