Damn it, damn it, fuck, damn it, fuck, fuck, damn it

[pyroburning]

This place sucks almost as hard as your mother sucks. Fucking hell, they just snatch you up plop you in the middle of this shit hole, and then expect you to play nice? God damn motherfucking BASTARDS. Fuck them with the high horse they rode in on. I wanna burn this whole place to the ground, and everyone with it. If it means getting out of here, I'

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[mister10below]

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Johnny?

I'm not letting you anywhere near lighter fluid.

[pyroburning]

BOBBY? How in the hell?

Just cause your source is more readily available is no reason to deprive me of mine, you dick.

[mister10below]

So I'm guessing no one's given you the whole portal talk yet?

Wouldn't have to if you didn't go threatening to burn cities down.

[pyroburning]

Portal talk?

fhguwlilr I just want a light, you cock sucker. Gah, I'll just find it myself.

[mister10below]

Right. Of course.

...

Where are you? This might sound less crazy in person.

[pyroburning]

Oh, so this is big enough to grant me the gift of your presence?

I'm somewhere plain and boring. I there's a bar not far from here that I can walk to. Found it when I went for a walk around the place. Named after some kind of animal, Turtle, or Tiger, something with a 'T'.

[mister10below]

Being pulled from your own world and shoved in a city that's a prison is big enough for just about anything. Also, shut the hell up.

Turtles? Yeah, okay, I know where that is. I'm right by there, actually. I'll meet you there.

(OOC: Okay if I start a thread?)

[pyroburning]

wait, what? Fuck you, Bobby.

Yeah, that's it. Fine, whatever, see you in a bit.

[[OOC: Fine with me. <3]]

[mister10below]

[[OOC: Yay! :D Got it up here!]]