Damn it, damn it, fuck, damn it, fuck, fuck, damn it

[pyroburning]

This place sucks almost as hard as your mother sucks. Fucking hell, they just snatch you up plop you in the middle of this shit hole, and then expect you to play nice? God damn motherfucking BASTARDS. Fuck them with the high horse they rode in on. I wanna burn this whole place to the ground, and everyone with it. If it means getting out of here, I'

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[mister10below]

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Johnny?

I'm not letting you anywhere near lighter fluid.

[pyroburning]

BOBBY? How in the hell?

Just cause your source is more readily available is no reason to deprive me of mine, you dick.

[mister10below]

So I'm guessing no one's given you the whole portal talk yet?

Wouldn't have to if you didn't go threatening to burn cities down.

[pyroburning]

Portal talk?

fhguwlilr I just want a light, you cock sucker. Gah, I'll just find it myself.

[5secondgirl]

Um, I kinda don't want to be burned to death. If you wanna set something one fire that's cool. Can you just maybe keep it off me?

...

And um, if you cross the fence your head will blow up. Just giving you a heads up. Maybe I should have just let him figure that out for himself... I really hope he was just kidding about the burning everyone

[pyroburning]

Gah, I won't really. I only burn people that deserve it. I doubt everyone here deserves to be burned. Since you asked nicely. :P

Bobby was just telling me about that. That is a crock of shit.

Wait, I can set stuff on fire, as I wish? (Stuff, not people. Or animals. Inanimate things.) Or are you just saying that you don't care as long as it's not your stuff?

[5secondgirl]

Sweet, fire's pretty but melting flesh isn't.

Yeah it really is. You get used to it.

Well if you set other people's stuff on fire they might get pissed. But sure? Just avoid public damage? It would all depend on who's around you when you did it.

[pyroburning]

Not really, no. It stinks too.

Least I still have my powers.

Only if they cross me first then with that. Can do.

... Worst case of never getting home again, I think I could grow to like it here...

[frc_npcs]

Finally, someone with a plan.

What are you waiting for?

[pyroburning]

Lighter fluid!

[frc_npcs]

I can provide you with that.

[pyroburning]

Oh really? And who might you be, oh generous lady of the fuel?

[hikaru_shi_dou]

Burn yourself? Why would you want to do that?

And you can buy lighter fluid at the stores, here! It's...almost like home, I guess... The stores are pretty much the same.

[pyroburning]

If it got me and my friends out of here, there are a lot of things I would do, that I wouldn't necessarily want to do.

Thanks, I'll poke Bobby until he gives me some money to get some.

[luke_l_lawliet]

Fifteen.

Good luck, finding a job with that record.

[pyroburning]

Fifteen what?

Which record?