I need new fucking friends
Goddamn it. Ugh. I am (possibly was) a friend to the most unreliable sack of mixed hobo semen in this, that and any other alternate galaxy. He CONSTANTLY says he's gonna do things ("I'll go over there", "I'll be home, blah blah blah gahyuck") and, I'll admit he comes through... 1.4 percent of the time!!! And then he has the gaul to expect me to understand that the reason he broke a promise is because he had to go meet up with his perfectly healthy aunt to help her CARRY GROCERIES! FOR FREE!!!!! Sure, I understand. Understand that your word is as useful as trying to get two blind men to communicate with each other through sign language! Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the one day out of a month you actually keep your word and come through, but It's just not worth it. You of all people should know how it is to be let down, yet you seldom fail to fall through like a 700lb Polish belly dancer doing her routine on a 2-inch thick slab of ice. Whatever though. I'm fuckin done with it. When you're ready to actually act like you've known me for six years, give me a call. Until then, I'll be on the search for someone I can count on.