Look ma, my ass crack's out!
*sniff* and the smell of 40,000 decomposing aborted fetuses fills the air! Good evening everyone. I am dr. killmyself and I'm here to aid you in the fight to decimate the elderly! "What?" you ask... eh, never mind.
Last night was fun. We went to Sahre's house and chilled. Watered petals, whatever the hell that means, ha. Hey Sahre, sorry for ruining the synthesized 80's music illusion for you. I'm sure a drum could have an echo...
Today was excruciatingly average. I went to work, they didn't need me so they sent me home after 4 hours, I met up with Tracy and we went to the mall for some tax-free shopping. God, how blue collar. And goddamnit, Pac Sun was sold out of those Etnies sneakers I was gonna buy. Fuckin homolicious pillow biters! I shall return there with my penis fully loaded, cocked and itching to let off 35 gallons of pure baby at those insolent scallywags! GWAR!!! Anyway, tomorrow should be good. Gonna try to wake up early and cruise the rude, polluted, crime-filled maxi pad that is the hatefully wonderful city of New York! Gonna hit up Jim Hanley's Universe. Everything's 25% off! Yesss!! Finally, discounts that are important. COOOMIIIIICSSSS!!!! Yeah, I read comics, AND?! I'm gangsta! Can't nobody fuck wit da kid! BO-YYYYYYY!!! *break dances while beat-boxing* So yeah, that's pretty much my whole day molded to fit into a half-assed livejournal entry.
-Fuzzy Lumpkinz, muh fucka!
Long Live Lords of Melancholy!
Last night was fun. We went to Sahre's house and chilled. Watered petals, whatever the hell that means, ha. Hey Sahre, sorry for ruining the synthesized 80's music illusion for you. I'm sure a drum could have an echo...
Today was excruciatingly average. I went to work, they didn't need me so they sent me home after 4 hours, I met up with Tracy and we went to the mall for some tax-free shopping. God, how blue collar. And goddamnit, Pac Sun was sold out of those Etnies sneakers I was gonna buy. Fuckin homolicious pillow biters! I shall return there with my penis fully loaded, cocked and itching to let off 35 gallons of pure baby at those insolent scallywags! GWAR!!! Anyway, tomorrow should be good. Gonna try to wake up early and cruise the rude, polluted, crime-filled maxi pad that is the hatefully wonderful city of New York! Gonna hit up Jim Hanley's Universe. Everything's 25% off! Yesss!! Finally, discounts that are important. COOOMIIIIICSSSS!!!! Yeah, I read comics, AND?! I'm gangsta! Can't nobody fuck wit da kid! BO-YYYYYYY!!! *break dances while beat-boxing* So yeah, that's pretty much my whole day molded to fit into a half-assed livejournal entry.
-Fuzzy Lumpkinz, muh fucka!
Long Live Lords of Melancholy!