I bet my rectum would really like a bottle of bubbles right now

[pyro85x]

Maaan, I'm blowing the scent of rotted mongoloid flesh out my ass. And it's every 1.51 minutes! What tha eff, yo?! All I had the whole day was a fuckin' bottle of Vitamin Water. Mmmm, Vitamin Water. . . but yeah, I can't figure it out. Camel Dick! Anyway... Saw 40 Year-old Virgin yesterday. It was pretty fuckin' hilarious. I still have to see Deuce Bigalow 2, maybe I'll do that some time this week. Oh yes, I finally got the Onslaught Marvel Universe issue!!!! *busts a thousand nuts* I've been looking for that shit since 1996! That's 9 years! Hooty-fuckin-hiznoo, lil' byitches! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .

I think I'm gonna go to fagville (CF) tonight. Been wanting to step the ol' game up in a few games, so I gotta take on the golems. Well, young suckaz, looks like I've got to get back to work. Until next time...

-Go fuck a goat!