Comments | putonsomepants: [voice] totally forgot to add that orz

putonsomepants

[voice] totally forgot to add that orz

Oct 20, 2009 00:57

I just realized that I have no idea how to be German.

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hurricanebomber October 20 2009, 05:27:12 UTC

...Why would you want to be German?

putonsomepants October 20 2009, 05:38:31 UTC

Mr. Prussia offered t-to let me be German because he has a sun and he's very nice to me and I'M FAILING HIM BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE GERMAN!

hurricanebomber October 20 2009, 05:41:37 UTC

Prussia doesn't control who gets to enjoy the sun. So you probably don't have anything to worry about.

putonsomepants October 20 2009, 05:45:11 UTC

Yeah, but... he says his sun is like the one here. It's real, not like the artificial one back home. It might hurt if I'm in it too long, but I like the sunlight here. It makes pretty colors when it comes and goes, and it feels warmer.

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idkmybfftony October 20 2009, 05:37:23 UTC

You need to eat a lot of hamburgers.

Though why are you German?

putonsomepants October 20 2009, 05:42:16 UTC

B-but I've never even had a hamburger before!

Mr. Prussia said it would be better than being from Amberground, and... he might be right. And he'll even let my Dingo and her pet be German too!

idkmybfftony October 20 2009, 06:19:45 UTC

Burgers are my specialty. Though they eat kraut, too, which I'm not much of a fan of.. unless it's with hot dogs, then maybe.

Prussia.. Wait you're German because Prussia told you that?

putonsomepants October 20 2009, 06:32:03 UTC

I've never had kraut or hot dogs either! I... don't think I'd really like eating a dog, actually.

Yes...? I told him about my home and he said he'd let me be German!

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militaristics October 20 2009, 05:50:06 UTC

To begin, you've got to be awesome. All the time. So no more of that crying shit.

1/2 putonsomepants October 20 2009, 05:51:58 UTC

B-but, I-I-I--!

2/2 putonsomepants October 20 2009, 05:53:08 UTC

I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY I CAN'T BE A GOOD GERMAN FOR YOU! I'LL TRY AND I'LL TRY BUT I CAN'T--!

[hic sob he'll never stop crying ever]

militaristics October 20 2009, 05:55:51 UTC

At least work on it.

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sunneverset October 20 2009, 06:00:23 UTC

Easy enough, you eat schnitzel and speak in guttural tones.

putonsomepants October 20 2009, 06:11:28 UTC

Schnitzel?

Ah...

[He lowers his voice an octave. Lag sounds more like a kid trying to force his voice through puberty rather than a German :|]

Like this?

sunneverset October 20 2009, 06:20:50 UTC

A veal cutlet. If you'd like, I'm sure I could cook you up a more proper version of the dish.

[ and he's really trying not to laugh. ]

Almost exactly like that. 'Course, the Prussians speak in a village accent, but you're far more sophisticated than they are.

putonsomepants October 20 2009, 06:38:33 UTC

[OH GOD SO HESITANT BUT. SOB. WELL IF HE CAN SURVIVE ON GAUCHE'S TERRIBLE SOUP AND SYLVETTE'S EQUALLY TERRIBLE COOKING FOR WEEKS ON END HE'LL LIVE WITH ENGLAND'S COOKING.]

I-I... can try?

[cough cough he can't keep up the German voice for long.]

I am? But I'm from a village too! I hadn't even been to the capital until I became a Letter Bee!

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putonsomepants October 20 2009, 07:20:58 UTC

Do I really have to eat dogs?!

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putonsomepants October 20 2009, 07:27:13 UTC

Oh good, because someone mentioned hot dogs and something called kraut and I don't think I could ever eat a dog! One of my best friends is a dog! Or... she was. I dunno now.

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