[voice] totally forgot to add that orz

[putonsomepants]

I just realized that I have no idea how to be German.

Comments

[militaristics]

To begin, you've got to be awesome. All the time. So no more of that crying shit.

1/2

[putonsomepants]

B-but, I-I-I--!

2/2

[putonsomepants]

I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY I CAN'T BE A GOOD GERMAN FOR YOU! I'LL TRY AND I'LL TRY BUT I CAN'T--!

[hic sob he'll never stop crying ever]

[militaristics]

At least work on it.

[putonsomepants]

[sniffle]

A-alright.

[militaristics]

Good. You're well on your way to becoming a proper German.

[putonsomepants]

Is there anything else I need to do, Mr. Prussia?

[militaristics]

Can you defend yourself?

[putonsomepants]

Oh sure! I've shot tons of Gaichuu and a child of Maka--she was Niche's sister and Maka is this sort of God on our world--and I still have my Heart Bullet Gun.

[militaristics]

...What.

[putonsomepants]

Um. My job requires me to destroy giant armored insects with specialized bullets that are essentially pieces of my heart? I've shot some people too, but never lethally.

[militaristics]

...Shit.

[putonsomepants]

D-do Germans not have to shoot giant armored insects that try to eat your heart?

[militaristics]

Uh.

No.

[putonsomepants]

Oh.

...Since that's probably the worst part of my job, it'll be good that I don't have to deal with those anymore!