"Because of the high-energy demands of both brains and sperm, scientists believe males cannot generate large amounts of both."

I should bring back quote of the day as a semiregular installment. :) Do you want source articles? I think it's funnier to decontextualize.
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Everyone knows memes are evil virally propagating beasts that want to suck your soul dry...

( sucking noises )

quotes of the night ( Read more... )

"He became so attached to the idea of this person and this flying and this life entwined that he was not sure what he would do if it did not become actual. It was odd, though, he thought, that while the notion of this flying was his, and he would be the driving force behind the carrying out of this plan, he needed another person, this new person ( Read more... )

Who goes for a strenuous run at 2 AM? Me, when I'm stressed and angry.
Thank God it's cold.

[to the tune of the CanCan song]
Feel the burn out. Feel the burn out in your brain!

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on the internet:
alex m: [describing me] i think it's closer to the heisenberg uncertainty principle
alex m: make an observation
alex m: and what you're looking at changes

on the streets-- why are you wearing all black ( Read more... )

Do you have a little time
Do you have a little time for me
If you should stop for a while
You will find me standing by
Over here at the side of your life -dido ( Read more... )

- Are there more neurons than stars in the universe?
- There are more connections between neurons than stars in the universe. They're called synapses. There are more synapses than stars ( Read more... )

New habit: writing down snippets of conversation that have stuck with me over the years. Due to inaccuracies in memory, might be best to treat it as slightly fictional. Purposely left anon, but you can likely guess which one I am. They're purposefully out of context. Trying to experiment just how much of a person's character can be infered from ( Read more... )