What kind of asshole robs the Salvation Army warehouse, especially right before Christmas??? I'm kinda glad I hadn't made my angel tree purchases yet...

Other than minor spats with certain bitches (no longer) on my friends list, my year was amazing and incredibly fun!

I love when people try to make me look stupid by saying, "Hey, you spelled 'moron' wrong on your icon!"

Oh, sweet irony.

Preface: My across-the-hall neighbor is a tall skinny white dude who is a painter by trade (and thus drives a big honkin' painter's van). He also happens to have a black God-daughter.

Story: Yesterday was the first Gator game of the season, and said neighbor was having a semi-loud party, as game parties are wont to be. About a half-hour in, I ( Read more... )

You know things are going just peachy when Congress wants to sue the President.

Although not a single other person has been able to tell me how I've been mean to them, there is apparently still at least one person I'm offending, and that's by simply posting in my journal. That's something I'm not going to apologize for, because I apologize only when it's needed.

I will say something that was recently said to me, though ( Read more... )

I would like to apologize to anyone I may have offended when I accidentally switched the air times for the the two TV shows mentioned in my previous post. It was a self-centered, mean, and hurtful thing to do.

I came thisclose to getting broadsided tonight by some asshat who thought it was ok to pull out of a parking lot and cross three lanes at once. Had it not been for the fact that I was just about to get into a turn lane, giving me a few extra inches to swerve to the left, my mom might have been seriously injured. She just about had a heart attack ( Read more... )

How I Spent My Evening
A Picture Essay by Amber

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What a fantastic way to start the day:

Scott Stapp gets Punk'd (sort of) in my town.

hee hee...