BOXING DAY IS OVERRATED!!!!

[purepansy]

YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY NOT ON TO LEAVE A GIRL BEHIND IN DIAGON ALLEY ON BOXING DAY WHEN THE FLOO HUBS ARE ALL CLOGGED AND THE ONLY OPTION IS THE KNIGHT BUS!!!! I HATE THE KNIGHT BUS!!!! IT SMELLS LIKE ROLLING SICK AND SMELLY FEET!!!! IT WAS VERY, VERY WRONG TO HAVE BEEN LEFT TO THE KNIGHT BUS, YOU KNOW. THAT SHUNPIKE BLOKE LIFTED MY SKIRT AND PEEKED

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[luna_see]

i should like to meet this
stan shunpike

i was with ronald for christmas
and my giraffe was lovely
thank you

[purepansy]

I honestly think you might rather not. He's terribly spotty and whatnot.

I thought of a hippopotamus -- hippopotamus is Greek for 'river horse', did you know? -- but a giraffe has a brilliant purple tongue!!!! Did you know that more Muggles are killed on river safaris in Africa by Hippopotami than by any other beast? Most people don't know this!!!!

I sent Ron a platypus!!!!

[luna_see]

anyone with the audacity to attempt lifting your skirt is worth meeting at least once
i think

i did not know that, they look so
friendly.
i like how his spots move.

the platypus fits him i think
cute and
functional

do you think we will all run out of ribbon
soon?

[purepansy]

I suppose that is an apt point.

Yes, his spots move like one of those finger puzzles on a small, square board, where you try and unscramble a picture. The giraffe is a busy animal. Giraffes give birth standing up, did you know?

The platypus is the only mammal that lays an egg. A mammal with a rare ability. Fetching creatures, platypuses.

I hope not. For it's only recently I've come to appreciate my ribbon collection in the first place. I shall ration carefully.

[luna_see]

i will never point a wand at you

[purepansy]

All right. It's a promise.

[luna_see]

we should stand back to back then
if we're ever in battle together

it's only sensible

[forever_cannons]

Thanks, Methusalah.

[purepansy]

Happy Christmas.

[forever_cannons]

Happy Christmas.

[susie_ann]

Male platypi (platypuses? is that the plural?) are poisonous, did you know?

I would assume you do but I just find it rather fascinating.