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purepansy

BOXING DAY IS OVERRATED!!!!

Dec 26, 2004 20:47

YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY NOT ON TO LEAVE A GIRL BEHIND IN DIAGON ALLEY ON BOXING DAY WHEN THE FLOO HUBS ARE ALL CLOGGED AND THE ONLY OPTION IS THE KNIGHT BUS!!!! I HATE THE KNIGHT BUS!!!! IT SMELLS LIKE ROLLING SICK AND SMELLY FEET!!!! IT WAS VERY, VERY WRONG TO HAVE BEEN LEFT TO THE KNIGHT BUS, YOU KNOW. THAT SHUNPIKE BLOKE LIFTED MY SKIRT AND PEEKED ( Read more... )

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divine_lavender December 27 2004, 03:56:40 UTC

Seeing who? What are you on about now, Parkinson?

purepansy December 27 2004, 03:57:38 UTC

What?

divine_lavender December 27 2004, 04:00:41 UTC

Merlin, do I have to copy out your own words to you?

Oh, and Brown? Fancy seeing them there last night. How outrageously brilliant!!!!

So who is "them" and why should I give a flying fairy?

purepansy December 27 2004, 04:07:40 UTC

Really, Brown. I am no stranger to sarcasm. Don't you care about your own parents, then?

divine_lavender December 27 2004, 04:11:22 UTC

Of course I care about my parents, Parkinson. Are you saying you saw them somewhere? I don't think so!

purepansy December 27 2004, 04:17:53 UTC

Um, YES I THINK SO!!!! UNLESS THEY ARE THE OTHER BROWNS WITH THE OTHER GRYFFINDOR DAUGHTER CALLED LAVENDER!!!! What a dumb name anyway. Who, with a colour for a surname, gives their child a first name of a colour as well?!?! That's the DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF!!!!

divine_lavender December 27 2004, 04:22:06 UTC

LAVENDER IS A FLOWER, YOU COW, AND A BETTER FLOWER THAN A PANSY THANK YOU! Anyway, YOU ARE LYING. Where did you see them then, huh? I THINK YOU ARE MAKING IT UP. They were at a PARTY last night!!!

purepansy December 27 2004, 04:26:58 UTC

Brown? Did you read my entry at all? Honestly, give the brain cell a spit and polish!!!!

Lavender is an herb, and is not an elegantly cultivated flower, such as the pansy.

divine_lavender December 27 2004, 04:37:42 UTC

I can READ. My parents would not be at any party YOU were at!!!

Lavender smells better than pansies!

Stop lying about my parents!!!

YOU DESERVED TO GET FELT UP BY ICKY OLD SHUNPIKE!!!

purepansy December 27 2004, 04:45:31 UTC

Except that they were!!!! YOUR PARENTS WERE HERE AT MY PARENTS' MOTHERS' PARTY LAST NIGHT!!!!

YOUR INNER EYE OBVIOUSLY HAS GLAUCOMA!!!!

I've owled Shunpike your address, you herby slag!!!!

divine_lavender December 27 2004, 04:51:19 UTC

You're just saying that because you are a CRANKY GIRL with an OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION! They went to some boring holiday party!!! Not some SLYTHERIN party! EW.

YOU LEAVE MY INNER EYE OUT OF THIS!

I do not have to ride the grotty old Knightbus because no one FORGETS ME , you stupid wannabe boohag! I'll send him round to the Malfoys' then, and maybe he can get his dirty fingernails up your KNICKERS!

purepansy December 27 2004, 05:00:18 UTC

You are a low-class, nouveau-riche slag, with a parasite-infested, faulty inner eye that shows you nothing of true importance. That we are having this conversation is testament as such.

No one forgets you because NO ONE TAKES YOU OUT TO BEGIN WITH, and how would you know whether Shunpike's fingernails are dirty or not, unless they've been plucking at your knickers (which, everyone knows, have no elastic left DUE TO OVERUSE!!!!)

Ask Mummy and Daddy to show you their left arms. Ever wonder why the long sleeves in the summer, Brown?

divine_lavender December 27 2004, 05:12:08 UTC

I don't want to be having this conversation!!! You started it! I'd be happy to go the rest of my days never speaking to you again! UGH. No wonder my parents can't stand yours! You snobby, self-important, easily forgotten crankypants, you!

And I do so get taken out. SEAMUS takes me out. PARVATI takes me out. MY PARENTS WHO ARE STILL ALIVE take me out. SO THERE! I don't have to worry about being left behind because my foster family forgets I'm about!

NOBODY'S BEEN PLUCKING AT MY KNICKERS! Unlike you, I'm not that kind of girl!!!

YOU. ARE. LYING. Just SHUT UP.

purepansy December 27 2004, 05:21:02 UTC

If your parents were to suddenly die, who would take you in, Brown?

When that day comes, may your inner eyes see nothing but the Dark Mark til the end of your wretched days, you fucking, fucking bitch. I hate you.

I hope you soon know.

divine_lavender December 27 2004, 05:25:32 UTC

Are you threatening me, Parkinson?

That's really a bit extreme. Don't you concern yourself with my inner anything. I'll get to the bottom of your horrible spiteful lies.

Then I will know.

purepansy December 27 2004, 05:29:51 UTC

Dig deep in your search for the bottom of my 'horrible, spiteful lie', and then keep your eyes wide open while I shovel the dirt into your face.

You will know.

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