[X] Ride the Dolphin!

[puppe]

Hey, I decided to take my own advice...(this is complete and utter nonsense, by the way. I just imagine them in the kitchen or something, fixing dinner...maybe tuna salad 8D But to put in descriptions would be to ruin it...or not, I'm just lazy, haha)

Ride the Dolphin!
or, Is It Chicken Or Tuna?
by puppe
Sorata and Kamui talk. This is all denpagirl and my roommate's fault, though they don't know it yet...

"Okay, so, imagine that you're a dolphin."

"I don't want to imagine I'm a dolphin."

"Well...you are one, so just imagine you're a dolphin and--"

"But I'm not."

"I know, I know, but just pretend."

"...I'm a Seal."

"...So you're a dolphin, and you're swimming around in the sea, right? And all of a sudden this boat comes out of nowhere and--"

"But I told you I was a Seal."

"Kamui, just go with me on this one! You're a dolphin, okay?"

"No."

"So you're a dolphin, and this boat comes up to you--"

"Am I going to become tuna?"

"Yes, as a dolphin you'll become tuna, chicken of the sea. Anyway..."

"...So wait, is it chicken or tuna?"

"Kamui! We don't have time for this! I'm forgetting my point already."

"No really, Sorata, is it chicken or tuna?"

"...Uh."

"Well?"

"...So you're a Seal, okay? And all of sudden this Angel comes up to you and..."