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Fans of the kitschy adventure series Land of the Lost will remember these villainous lizard creatures with the single horn and giant eyes. The latest evolution of the species is preparing to menace Will Ferrell in a big-screen remake ( Read more... )

From "Rob Banzai" on Ars Technica reguarding "Cloverfield":No one really likes blowing up L.A. because we have fewer landmarks. After you take out the Hollywood sign and Capitol Records you're pretty much done. "OMG HE'S GOING TO STEP ON THE BEVERLY CENTER!" just doesn't build much anxiety ( Read more... )

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My general determination of whether I pay like $10 to see something on the big screen as opposed to just waiting for it to come out on DVD goes a little like this:

( My rating system. Cut for bland filler. )

I recall this film being shown to me in elementary school in the 1970s. Right down to the Dolores Umbridge type woman who scattered pebbles to trip them up.

Man, skating barefoot does look like a better idea. Until you hit the pavement, I guess. Heh.