Urgent Owl to Hannah Abbott
HANNAH LOVELY,
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A SERIES OF HORRIFYING LETTERS FROM PANSY THE BROWN HAIRED COW. DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS NOT PLANNING ON FIXING MY HAIR UNTIL AFTER BREAK? THIS IS A PROBLEM BECAUSE:
1. YOUR PARTY IS TOMORROW.
2. A CERTAIN SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE AT THAT PARTY. YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT!!! TALL, PLEASANTLY-TANNED, AND HANDSOME.
3. ONE DOES NOT START OUT THE NEW YEAR WITH PINK HAIR.
4. WHAT IF THIS IS A DEGENERATING HEX. WHAT IF THIS BECOMES PERMANENT.
5. I AM WEARING HATS ALL THE TIME. I HAVE HAT HAIR.
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
DISTRAUGHT BUT STILL BEAUTIFUL,
JUSTIN
P.S. LOOK AT WHAT SHE WROTE.
P.P.S. WHAT DOES SHE MEAN IT'S ONLY HAIR?!
[attached is this note from Pansy]
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A SERIES OF HORRIFYING LETTERS FROM PANSY THE BROWN HAIRED COW. DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS NOT PLANNING ON FIXING MY HAIR UNTIL AFTER BREAK? THIS IS A PROBLEM BECAUSE:
1. YOUR PARTY IS TOMORROW.
2. A CERTAIN SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE AT THAT PARTY. YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT!!! TALL, PLEASANTLY-TANNED, AND HANDSOME.
3. ONE DOES NOT START OUT THE NEW YEAR WITH PINK HAIR.
4. WHAT IF THIS IS A DEGENERATING HEX. WHAT IF THIS BECOMES PERMANENT.
5. I AM WEARING HATS ALL THE TIME. I HAVE HAT HAIR.
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
DISTRAUGHT BUT STILL BEAUTIFUL,
JUSTIN
P.S. LOOK AT WHAT SHE WROTE.
P.P.S. WHAT DOES SHE MEAN IT'S ONLY HAIR?!
[attached is this note from Pansy]