Purple paper airplane to Draco Malfoy
Malfy -
I always enjoy the natural state of my hair. There will never be a moment that goes by when the natural state of my hair goes unenjoyed by me and by all. Fabulous golden locks...incomparable by anyone else. Especially now that you have hideous purple hair.
...That was callous of me. Since I also owe you thanks for giving me back my shimmering blond trademark. But really. Purple hair? Even I couldn't pull that off and I am the queen king of purple. I have a secret collection of purple clothing. Polos, sweaters, belts...so shh. Don't tell.
Anyway. I really don't understand Malfy. Why would you want to trade blond hair for purple hair? Did Pansy do that to you? She's going to be a shorrible hairdresser one day. She'll become a beauty school drop out if she continues with her crazy hair shenanigans.
Are you and your Slytherin friends using your ambitious characteristics to start an exclusive clique dedicated to the colour purple? (Can I join...even if I don't dye my hair purple)? Or is this some sort of happy homosexual pride thing that Hannah doesn't know about? Because if it is, I think that's quite courageous of you. Even though I'm not full of purple pride myself, nor am I gay, I appreciate you fighting for a cause! Protest demonstrations with hair of purple.
Even though I must repeat...no offense or anything, you don't look that good in purple. You looked absolutely divine with blond hair though. Almost like my twin.
Fabulously yours,
Finchly
P.S. I like this intimate nickname thing we have. How adorably chummy!
P.P.S. Wait. Didn't you make Hannah cry over break? I remember she was very, very upset. She isn't planning on leaving the castle, even though she isn't planning on seeing you. She is a strong, independent woman of substance!
P.P.P.S. I'm not sure if I should be writing to you anymore.
P.P.P.P.S. But perhaps if Hannah saw you with your hair, she would become even more strong and independent.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Unless you serenade her or something. I am the master of romantic gestures. We can make sure that she never leaves these castle walls while you are still here.
I always enjoy the natural state of my hair. There will never be a moment that goes by when the natural state of my hair goes unenjoyed by me and by all. Fabulous golden locks...incomparable by anyone else. Especially now that you have hideous purple hair.
...That was callous of me. Since I also owe you thanks for giving me back my shimmering blond trademark. But really. Purple hair? Even I couldn't pull that off and I am the queen king of purple. I have a secret collection of purple clothing. Polos, sweaters, belts...so shh. Don't tell.
Anyway. I really don't understand Malfy. Why would you want to trade blond hair for purple hair? Did Pansy do that to you? She's going to be a shorrible hairdresser one day. She'll become a beauty school drop out if she continues with her crazy hair shenanigans.
Are you and your Slytherin friends using your ambitious characteristics to start an exclusive clique dedicated to the colour purple? (Can I join...even if I don't dye my hair purple)? Or is this some sort of happy homosexual pride thing that Hannah doesn't know about? Because if it is, I think that's quite courageous of you. Even though I'm not full of purple pride myself, nor am I gay, I appreciate you fighting for a cause! Protest demonstrations with hair of purple.
Even though I must repeat...no offense or anything, you don't look that good in purple. You looked absolutely divine with blond hair though. Almost like my twin.
Fabulously yours,
Finchly
P.S. I like this intimate nickname thing we have. How adorably chummy!
P.P.S. Wait. Didn't you make Hannah cry over break? I remember she was very, very upset. She isn't planning on leaving the castle, even though she isn't planning on seeing you. She is a strong, independent woman of substance!
P.P.P.S. I'm not sure if I should be writing to you anymore.
P.P.P.P.S. But perhaps if Hannah saw you with your hair, she would become even more strong and independent.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Unless you serenade her or something. I am the master of romantic gestures. We can make sure that she never leaves these castle walls while you are still here.