Owl to Pansy Parkinson
Pansy Parkinson,
Why? Why can't you do anything until the New Year? What do you mean? Is it because you cannot understand the fuss? There is a lot of fuss. The fuss is quite easy to understand.
The fuss is that I am known for Best Hair. Best Hair All Around. Neon pink hair is not best hair. How do I even style pink hair?! Nothing I do can make it look as perfect as it was before it was pink and so I am reduced to wearing hats. Hats over my hair. Which. Results. In. Hat. Hair.
And I know I always look stunning but I just cannot have pink hair for Christmas Eve. My friend Hannah Abbott is throwing a party and there are people that are going to be there and that are going to see me. They can't see me with hair like this.
Do you really think my hair will attract And how will I be able to attract anyone special with pink hair? Everyone knows blonds have more fun.
Still pink and unhappy,
Justin Finch-Fletchley
P.S. What do you mean it's only hair? That is like saying "Oh. It's only a big pimple right before your big date." or "Oh. It's only---what am I even writing?! Nothing is more important! What do you mean it's only hair!
P.P.S. I simply don't understand! Just because you do not care about your hair
P.P.P.S. Just hair?!
P.P.P.P.S. I feel so sorry for you.
Why? Why can't you do anything until the New Year? What do you mean? Is it because you cannot understand the fuss? There is a lot of fuss. The fuss is quite easy to understand.
The fuss is that I am known for Best Hair. Best Hair All Around. Neon pink hair is not best hair. How do I even style pink hair?! Nothing I do can make it look as perfect as it was before it was pink and so I am reduced to wearing hats. Hats over my hair. Which. Results. In. Hat. Hair.
And I know I always look stunning but I just cannot have pink hair for Christmas Eve. My friend Hannah Abbott is throwing a party and there are people that are going to be there and that are going to see me. They can't see me with hair like this.
Do you really think my hair will attract And how will I be able to attract anyone special with pink hair? Everyone knows blonds have more fun.
Still pink and unhappy,
Justin Finch-Fletchley
P.S. What do you mean it's only hair? That is like saying "Oh. It's only a big pimple right before your big date." or "Oh. It's only---what am I even writing?! Nothing is more important! What do you mean it's only hair!
P.P.S. I simply don't understand! Just because you do not care about your hair
P.P.P.S. Just hair?!
P.P.P.P.S. I feel so sorry for you.