Hello Miss Hair-the-colour-of-a-rodent
Pansy ParkinsonCustom? Back to Hogwarts?? But I need to have my normal (though my hair is anything but normal) hair colour by tomorrow (Christmas Eve, not that you would know you cow-like joy-stealer)!!!!!
It has to be blond by tomorrow!!! Back at Hogwarts will be too late!!!! How am I supposed to get kisses under mistletoe with pink hair?!
Frantic Patiently,
Justin Finch-Fletchley
P.S. WERE YOU TRYING TO SET MY HAIR ON FIRE?!