Owl to Pansy Parkinson
Hello Pansy Cow -
How are your holidays going? I hope they are going bloody awful well. I also hope that you are enjoying the gifts that I spent hours thinking up and gathering with tears (not blood and sweat because that is gross) gave you. Even though you seemed quite rude surprised with the final gift, I still hope you like the cookies.
I understand that you are jealous of my fabulous blond hair. I sincerely apologize that you were not genetically blessed with beautiful and luxurious blond locks, and instead have hair the color of a beaver
I'm sorry for shocking you like that. My radiance is overwhelming at first impression, I know Your reaction shocked me as well.
I did not know you were such a bit
Right now I am trying to change my hair back to its normal shade. I do not know how. And I do not want to use dying product as it might cause damage in the long term. Do you know how I can change it back? No charm I can think of is working.
Let me know.
Sincerely,
Your Secret Sorc Justin Finch-Fletchley
P.S. Please?
P.P.S. I can't look like this on Christmas! I will do anything Please times two?
How are your holidays going? I hope they are going bloody awful well. I also hope that you are enjoying the gifts that I spent hours thinking up and gathering with tears (not blood and sweat because that is gross) gave you. Even though you seemed quite rude surprised with the final gift, I still hope you like the cookies.
I understand that you are jealous of my fabulous blond hair. I sincerely apologize that you were not genetically blessed with beautiful and luxurious blond locks, and instead have hair the color of a beaver
I'm sorry for shocking you like that. My radiance is overwhelming at first impression, I know Your reaction shocked me as well.
I did not know you were such a bit
Right now I am trying to change my hair back to its normal shade. I do not know how. And I do not want to use dying product as it might cause damage in the long term. Do you know how I can change it back? No charm I can think of is working.
Let me know.
Sincerely,
Your Secret Sorc Justin Finch-Fletchley
P.S. Please?
P.P.S. I can't look like this on Christmas! I will do anything Please times two?