I jack these all the time
Damn you. Another 39 minutes to go. I'm listening to Earth.
The One-Answer-Only Survey
Be concise.
Basics
01. Your name: Kristin Jo
02. Your gender: Female
03. Your orientation: straight as a line
04. Your status: taken
05. Your height: About 5' 5"
06. Your eye colour: Blue
07: Your hair colour: Dark
08. Your pets: SPAM
09. Your body modifications: none so far..haha no.
10. Your obsessions: window shopping on Ebay at the moment. haha.
11. Your addictions: Music. Starting health plans on Mondays.
12. Your dirty secrets: I did something really risky on an airplane once.
13. Your job: Thats not funny.
14. Your worst fear: Death. By a landslide.Not a real landslide. But a ratio of fear landslide.
15. Your nationality: If you want to know if I am white, just ask.
Favourites
01. Favourite nickname: I dont do nicknames.
02. Favourite colour: Black or Scarlet Red.
03. Favourite sport: Braves baseball, just so I wont be disowned by family members.
04. Favourite food: Fresh whole grain breads, cheese, wine, dark chocolate(all of those romantic, sensual foods you eat after you've landed the man, so he wakes up to a hoss in bed.Awesome.)
05. Favourite place: Bed.
06. Favourite song: "Melissa," Allman Brothers Band
07. Favourite smell: I like this Arber men's stuff from The Body Shop, that and freshly cut grass(the lawn variety)
08. Favourite album: At the moment, Neil Young Unplugged or Trouble by I aint sharing my secret because the memory is too sweet
09. Favourite outfit: Jeans that are well broken in and some t-shirt with Teva flip flops because I have no one to dress up for right now. ;)
10. Favourite plant: Aloe. Cause its squishy.
11. Favourite boys' name: ?
12. Favourite girls' name: Jae or Jai, I dont know I like the idea of naming a female James and calling her the above.
13. Favourite animal: I dont do animals.
14. Favourite restaurant: Oh, see now I feel pressured to go out in the world.
15. Favourite joke: your mama. (with no punchline).
Do You...?
01. Smoke: no fuckin way.
02. Do drugs: For fear of sounding lame, no.
03. Watch the news: Hell no.
04. Read the newspaper: No.
05. Pray: I find myself inadvertantly doing this.
06: Believe in a god/gods: I cannot condone an existence of pure flesh and bones, but I dont know what that means/declares.
07: Smile at people on the bus: Yes and I hate this because its that obligatory Southern raisin' in me.
08. Sleep with stuffed animals: Uh uh. I hate stuffed animals. Girls my age who still have them need to be shot. I did like them as a girl, though.
09. Swim: Yes.
10. Grow plants: Are you a cop?
11. Count to ten when you are angry: Self-talk never works. I just end up murdering the little voice inside.
12. Love yourself: I am in a comfortable tolerance, I would say. But then thats probably underrated because people generally are selfish and thats a form of self love in itself, isnt it? I mean,really.
13. Like swings: Theyre fun.
14. Want children: Yes, actually.
15. Make things: I have no skills. Every time I try to work with my hands on something its a disaster. But I make songs. Does that count?
Have you ever...?
01. Been in love: I hate that question but I always ask it of other people.
02. Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
03. Watched the Princess Bride: Only 3 years back, odd huh?
04. Been to the ballet: Oh God. All the women in our family went. I should have known better. Overly hung Russian men in tights? Laughter. Abundant.
05. Been picked on: Yes. I had an older sister, come on.
06. Slept outdoors: yes. Many a time.
07. Slept in the same bed as a member of the opposite sex without actually having sex: Of course.
08. Made out with a stranger: Eww. Yes.
09. Thought you were going crazy: What is this, oh look at me I am hip and insane. I love Catcher in the Rye. I am totally troubled. FAG.
10. Blacked out: No, dont think so.
11. Forgotten a large period of time: I forget nothing.
12. Had a recurring dream: Yes. Nightmare, more like it.
13. Broken the law: Yes.
14. Skipped class: Yes!
15. Thought you were a bad-ass: Oh yeah, with my NIKE trapper keeper, going anywhere with a sister two classes above you was very bad ass.
Beliefs
01. Life on other planets: Why does anyone CARE? Yes or no, who fucking cares?
02. Miracles: Aligned positive coincidences, yes.
03. Astrology: sadly, yes.
04. Magic: I know where you put the card, mister.
05. Fairies: Haha. I will refrain.
06. Satan: Hmm. Good question.
07. Santa: I did for the longest time. Losing that belief really undermines any religion's hope for larger followings. Ok, well it scarred me.
08. Ghosts: No. Get over it. Living people are scary enough.
09. Luck: Yes. See miracles, above.
10. Love at first sight: Thats a really empty and immature concept of love, to me at least.
11. A balance in the whole of things: I'd say a balance on the macro level.
12. Some things are unexplainable: absolutely.
13. Intelligent design: yes. Look around you.
14. Evolution: As a whole, yes. As a basis against Creationism, not entirely.
15. Wishing on stars: No, I wish on pop eyed headlights while going down the highways. One must spot it, kiss your hand then tap the ceiling in the car and wish away. I do it now out of habit, every single time.
Love
01. Turn-on: tittAYs.
02. Turn-off: BootAYs.
03. Boxers or briefs: Boxers.
04. Boyshorts or g-string: g-strings are like barbed wire which has been repeatedly wrapped around the trunk of a tree: after time, the tree just sort of GROWS around the wire. Yeah, I'm seeing you seeing my point.
05. First kiss: Shitty and slimy like all first kisses.
06. Last kiss: Hmm. Well does one on either cheek count?
07: Most received compliment: Hmm I dont know?
08. Best experience with someone you love: Oh, staying up till 4 AM then eating mini cereals and laughing our asses off.
09. Attracted to: Hands and deep voices.
10. Fetishes: Hmm. Being kissed on the neck.
11. Secret love: Waking up to a routine of coffee and emails.
12. Celebrity love: Um, no.
13. Younger man/woman: I dont get that question?
14. Think you're attractive: Well, sometimes I feel beautiful but then sometimes I feel like someone needs to flush me. Ever get tired of seeing the same face for 22 years? I do.
15. Best thing about the opposite sex: How they literally will crane their puny necks out of moving vehicles to yell obscene come ons or grunts or just half grunts really, that have been caught in the wind of their unkempt automobiles. Definite pluses if theyre Mexican or missing rows of teeth.
The One-Answer-Only Survey
Be concise.
Basics
01. Your name: Kristin Jo
02. Your gender: Female
03. Your orientation: straight as a line
04. Your status: taken
05. Your height: About 5' 5"
06. Your eye colour: Blue
07: Your hair colour: Dark
08. Your pets: SPAM
09. Your body modifications: none so far..haha no.
10. Your obsessions: window shopping on Ebay at the moment. haha.
11. Your addictions: Music. Starting health plans on Mondays.
12. Your dirty secrets: I did something really risky on an airplane once.
13. Your job: Thats not funny.
14. Your worst fear: Death. By a landslide.Not a real landslide. But a ratio of fear landslide.
15. Your nationality: If you want to know if I am white, just ask.
Favourites
01. Favourite nickname: I dont do nicknames.
02. Favourite colour: Black or Scarlet Red.
03. Favourite sport: Braves baseball, just so I wont be disowned by family members.
04. Favourite food: Fresh whole grain breads, cheese, wine, dark chocolate(all of those romantic, sensual foods you eat after you've landed the man, so he wakes up to a hoss in bed.Awesome.)
05. Favourite place: Bed.
06. Favourite song: "Melissa," Allman Brothers Band
07. Favourite smell: I like this Arber men's stuff from The Body Shop, that and freshly cut grass(the lawn variety)
08. Favourite album: At the moment, Neil Young Unplugged or Trouble by I aint sharing my secret because the memory is too sweet
09. Favourite outfit: Jeans that are well broken in and some t-shirt with Teva flip flops because I have no one to dress up for right now. ;)
10. Favourite plant: Aloe. Cause its squishy.
11. Favourite boys' name: ?
12. Favourite girls' name: Jae or Jai, I dont know I like the idea of naming a female James and calling her the above.
13. Favourite animal: I dont do animals.
14. Favourite restaurant: Oh, see now I feel pressured to go out in the world.
15. Favourite joke: your mama. (with no punchline).
Do You...?
01. Smoke: no fuckin way.
02. Do drugs: For fear of sounding lame, no.
03. Watch the news: Hell no.
04. Read the newspaper: No.
05. Pray: I find myself inadvertantly doing this.
06: Believe in a god/gods: I cannot condone an existence of pure flesh and bones, but I dont know what that means/declares.
07: Smile at people on the bus: Yes and I hate this because its that obligatory Southern raisin' in me.
08. Sleep with stuffed animals: Uh uh. I hate stuffed animals. Girls my age who still have them need to be shot. I did like them as a girl, though.
09. Swim: Yes.
10. Grow plants: Are you a cop?
11. Count to ten when you are angry: Self-talk never works. I just end up murdering the little voice inside.
12. Love yourself: I am in a comfortable tolerance, I would say. But then thats probably underrated because people generally are selfish and thats a form of self love in itself, isnt it? I mean,really.
13. Like swings: Theyre fun.
14. Want children: Yes, actually.
15. Make things: I have no skills. Every time I try to work with my hands on something its a disaster. But I make songs. Does that count?
Have you ever...?
01. Been in love: I hate that question but I always ask it of other people.
02. Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
03. Watched the Princess Bride: Only 3 years back, odd huh?
04. Been to the ballet: Oh God. All the women in our family went. I should have known better. Overly hung Russian men in tights? Laughter. Abundant.
05. Been picked on: Yes. I had an older sister, come on.
06. Slept outdoors: yes. Many a time.
07. Slept in the same bed as a member of the opposite sex without actually having sex: Of course.
08. Made out with a stranger: Eww. Yes.
09. Thought you were going crazy: What is this, oh look at me I am hip and insane. I love Catcher in the Rye. I am totally troubled. FAG.
10. Blacked out: No, dont think so.
11. Forgotten a large period of time: I forget nothing.
12. Had a recurring dream: Yes. Nightmare, more like it.
13. Broken the law: Yes.
14. Skipped class: Yes!
15. Thought you were a bad-ass: Oh yeah, with my NIKE trapper keeper, going anywhere with a sister two classes above you was very bad ass.
Beliefs
01. Life on other planets: Why does anyone CARE? Yes or no, who fucking cares?
02. Miracles: Aligned positive coincidences, yes.
03. Astrology: sadly, yes.
04. Magic: I know where you put the card, mister.
05. Fairies: Haha. I will refrain.
06. Satan: Hmm. Good question.
07. Santa: I did for the longest time. Losing that belief really undermines any religion's hope for larger followings. Ok, well it scarred me.
08. Ghosts: No. Get over it. Living people are scary enough.
09. Luck: Yes. See miracles, above.
10. Love at first sight: Thats a really empty and immature concept of love, to me at least.
11. A balance in the whole of things: I'd say a balance on the macro level.
12. Some things are unexplainable: absolutely.
13. Intelligent design: yes. Look around you.
14. Evolution: As a whole, yes. As a basis against Creationism, not entirely.
15. Wishing on stars: No, I wish on pop eyed headlights while going down the highways. One must spot it, kiss your hand then tap the ceiling in the car and wish away. I do it now out of habit, every single time.
Love
01. Turn-on: tittAYs.
02. Turn-off: BootAYs.
03. Boxers or briefs: Boxers.
04. Boyshorts or g-string: g-strings are like barbed wire which has been repeatedly wrapped around the trunk of a tree: after time, the tree just sort of GROWS around the wire. Yeah, I'm seeing you seeing my point.
05. First kiss: Shitty and slimy like all first kisses.
06. Last kiss: Hmm. Well does one on either cheek count?
07: Most received compliment: Hmm I dont know?
08. Best experience with someone you love: Oh, staying up till 4 AM then eating mini cereals and laughing our asses off.
09. Attracted to: Hands and deep voices.
10. Fetishes: Hmm. Being kissed on the neck.
11. Secret love: Waking up to a routine of coffee and emails.
12. Celebrity love: Um, no.
13. Younger man/woman: I dont get that question?
14. Think you're attractive: Well, sometimes I feel beautiful but then sometimes I feel like someone needs to flush me. Ever get tired of seeing the same face for 22 years? I do.
15. Best thing about the opposite sex: How they literally will crane their puny necks out of moving vehicles to yell obscene come ons or grunts or just half grunts really, that have been caught in the wind of their unkempt automobiles. Definite pluses if theyre Mexican or missing rows of teeth.