Massive spoilers, etc.

( Fuck you too, Pirates )

Fandom: Coupling
Pairing: Jeff Murdock/Patrick Maitland
Theme Set: Alpha
Rating/Warnings: G-Light R (slash, implied sex, and comments made in bad taste)
Notes: Sitcom fic is rare, and sitcom slash is rarer. Even so, these two are fun, and I hope you enjoy. Also, #9 and #15 sort of go together, as do #25 and #45.

( I suspect they're always nipping off for a cuddle. )