There is truth and wise in here!

1. Courtney is a cheese-filled vegetable ball.
   I'm sure the conversation went something like this:
   Courtney: (looking at Indian food menu) I want to order the cheese-filled vegetable balls.
   Someone else: YOU'RE a cheese-filled vegetable ball.
2. A grab is worth a thousand smacks.
   Valid.
3. Lesbians love cra-afts.
   This is a Margaret ( Read more... )

Because I'm enjoying myself, you get ten more today.

1. Time is money, but you can't buy stuff with time.
2. Stop saying Hobgoblin, always never.
   I don't remember what movie featured the quote "motherfucking hobgoblin", but Courtney and Lindsay wouldn't stop quoting it so I suggested that they "Stop saying hobgoblin", as truism #152. This was edited a few ( Read more... )

1. Messing with Lindsay's mind is much more fun than contact sports.
   I believe we discovered this after doing one after the other and comparing the two.
2. The roaches are a plague sent from God to punish Lindsay.
   See truism #141
3. Illegitimate teen pregnancy is the new black.
   No explanation. Just enjoy.
4. Gentlemen prefer elephants.
   Another revelation from the ( Read more... )

In July I marched in the Hambletonian Parade with the BAC marching band. Horseys, flowers, tubas.

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Wisdoms and Truisms 131-140

1. Love feels like a big kick.
   I don't remember why, but I do remember it was mine.
2. Cleaning the kitty litter requires an old priest, a young priest, and a trash bag.
   This one was either Lindsay or Courtney.
3. Mutes are only called in for the long haul.
   There was a fabulous explanation for this one, but I'll let Lindsay or Courtney ( Read more... )

We might as well call this a new volume, since my last Wisdoms and Truisms post was in March.

Wisdoms and Truisms 121-130

1. Monkey acquisition requires magic and patience.
   This came from Twilight Princess, the new Zelda game for Wii
2. When you're drunk, you're sensational. When you're sober, you're an unholy mess of a girl.
   The theme of High Society, ( Read more... )

I've been rather productive this morning. I feel like I've done so much, it really should be much later than 1, but it's not! It's only two minutes later than 1 ( Read more... )

Because I'd rather continue sitting at my computer updating my livejournal than actually do anything productive, you get another set of truisms.

Wisdoms and Truisms 111-120:

1. Rich people have fascinating sock drawers.
   Another quote from Gilmore Girls
2. If you want a man to love you, bring him into your clean house, feed him, and entertain him.
   Courtney ( Read more... )

Wisdoms & Truisms 81-90

1. PATH stands for People Actually Travel to Hoboken (WTF).
   A collaboration between Mike and Lindsay
2. "Snakes Nicholson" would be the most awesome name in the world.
   "Snakes Nicholson" is the name we gave the Golden Globe hander-outer after Meryl Streep announced that the woman was Jack Nicholson's daughter, and Streep had attended ( Read more... )

Wisdoms & Truisms 71-80

1. Guacamole anywhere is better than guacamole in Iraq.
   Derived from a comment a friend of Courtney's in the Armed Forces made regarding the quality of guacamole in Iraq.
2. You don’t ask a woman about her monkey on television. Not about her salad!
   Taken directly from VH1's The Top # Dumbest Celebrity Quotes.
3. Maybe is the no for ( Read more... )