That I'm a superhero! I save friends, family and acquaintances from the dangers of fashion faux-pas and faddish trends (like chino-cut pants) and teach them to combining textures (like tweed and corduroy). Mild-mannered Kelly is nothing but a ruse.
My friend told me a wonderful thing the other day. Her roommate, when asked to identify her, generally tells says, “Rachel is the one that looks like when she went to get dressed her closet sneezed on her.”