That I'm a superhero! I save friends, family and acquaintances from the dangers of fashion faux-pas and faddish trends (like chino-cut pants) and teach them to combining textures (like tweed and corduroy). Mild-mannered Kelly is nothing but a ruse.
Oh my. The goofy end to a goofy weekend. Which, as you can see, involved cameras. So expect more goofiness soon.