( Some tool said a hot chick called him, when did a blowup doll learn to dial a phone? )

Its not even noon and my birthday is already awesome. oh and this made my day/night, me and my friends were whoring me out to a couple celebs last night (it was after midnight, so it counted!) that were on twitter, got a reply and I danm near had a heart attack, when I hit the button to check my replies it felt like all the air just escaped me and ( Read more... )